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  1. aquacrayonxo11 aquacrayonxo11
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Dear big brother
    ,
    Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and I dented it? I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't. And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say, "I told you so." But you didn't. Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't. And remember the time I forgot to tell you the wedding was formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd yell at me, but you didn't. Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do, But you put up with me, and you loved me, and you protected me. There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
    Sincerely, ...but you didn't
    Nmq-- dearblankpleaseblank.com (just thought it was cute)

  2. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 1:31am UTC
    Is there anyone out there
    who doesn't like Bruno
    Mars, besides me?

  3. silvergirl silvergirl
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.”

  4. JustAnotherDreamerrr JustAnotherDreamerrr
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    Letting Go
    It's 2 A.M
    I try to convince myself to sleep
    But the endless thoughts of you don't go away
    Even after all the pain and tears
    I'm wishing for you to give me a chance
    Tears rolling down my cheek
    Wish i could stop it all
    Doesn't seem fair
    Doesn't seem right
    I lie here looking through our old messages
    you've deleted
    I play back the memories
    you've forgotten
    I pray one day
    out of the blue
    you text me saying you miss me too
    Then I remember
    things are different now
    I remember
    you don't love me now
    I always seem to forget
    you don't care about me anymore
    (my quote)

  5. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    well, i'm mad so i'm just gonna pour all of my
    anger down on you beautiful wittians.
    dis chick was like
    "you're a loser, you dumb asian."
    "no one gives a sh-- about you."
    HOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.OLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOLD ON, DARLING.
    you're ruining everyone's lives.
    calling me a dumb and loser asian won't make you look any better, h--.
    excuse me for being raised properly and for actually caring about my studies.
    you can sit your a-- down, you filthy peasant. no one gives a total sh-- about you and
    your low class opinioins. look around you, and realize that we all wish for you to leave and
    slowly dissipate. b----, you're ruining your own reputation by standing up in the middle of art class
    and cussing everyone out and making them feel like they don't meet the standards of being "cool."
    no one wants your insignificant self here, and maybe you should look at yourself first before trying to
    tell everyone that they're dumb and losers, gal. i'm not gonna waste my time trying to argue with some
    uneducated h--, who has no knowledge at all to understand my comebacks, so you can just go back
    to your old school, and leave us alone. booo, chick.
    want some santa with that sleigh, dear?
    PS: *you're

  6. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Making a quote
    and going straight to the
    Newest Quotes
    to admire your work.

  7. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Ted: Hey I got a new stop watch, man :D You can do lots of stuff with it :D Wanna try?
    Joe: Oh cool *takes stop watch* Lets see how many seconds you last before saying something stupid.
    Ted:Is that an insult?
    Joe: Three seconds.

  8. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    A couple days ago in the locker room I heard an upperclassman shout that they refuse to dress in front of freshmen, and storm out of the locker room to go to the bathroom to dress.
    I don't even...

  9. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Sleep or Witty.... Sleep or Witty.... Sleep AND Witty!
    *makes quotes about sleeping*
    Win.

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Me: *takes off glasses*
    Kid: How many fingers am I holding up?
    Kid: *shoves hand in my face*
    Parent: *laughs*
    Me: *thinks* You imbecile, you'll be holding up no fingers because I'll rip them off and feed them to Satan himself. I don't know where your dirty little hands been, they could've been in your nose or under the toilet paper that you used to wipe your butt. Wash your hands and then go sit down and eat an ice pop whilst reading a book. And parent, learn to control your kid before some sicko really fulfills their threats of ripping off your childs fingers and feeding them to Satan, now go bring your child home and teach them manners.
    Me: Haha, 5. *grits teeth*
    (this-was-when-i-used-to-wear-my-glasses-also-a-reason-why-i-stopped-wearing-them)

  11. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Plot twist:
    Tumblr stole it's quotes from Witty

  12. eliseledoux81xo eliseledoux81xo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Dear Karma,
    I have a list of people you missed.
    -.-

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:58am UTC
    I’m the type of
    person who
    looks at the menu for
    five minutes but
    ends up
    ordering the same
    exact thing
    every time
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  15. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
    Pretty friend: omg I just got 100 likes on my Facebook picture!
    Friend with a boyfriend: omg I went on a romantic date!
    Athletic friend: omg I just got asked to join the national team!
    Popular friend: omg I got invited to like ten parties!
    Me: omg i meowed at my cat and she meowed back!

  16. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Roses are red
    sometimes they're thorny
    when I'm away from you
    I get really...
    corny. c:

  17. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    When I'm older I may get a tattoo of a stick man with a lawn mower on my vajayjay
    COS I CAN

  18. pandabear13 pandabear13
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Just watched Hotel Tranzylvania and loved it!

  19. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Robots are
    hecka
    tight.

  20. xxellismilesxx xxellismilesxx
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    boy:would you wear sock if you had no feet?
    girl:no
    boy:then why do wear a bra then?

:)

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