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  1. boulevardofbrokendreams boulevardofbrokendreams
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    No one has the right to take away someone else's happiness,
    especially when they know how much that person is suffering.

  2. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    "BUT JUsT Because You Bury someTHInG,
    THaT Doesn'T mean IT sToPs exIsTinG."
    - J e n n y H a n - W e ' l l A l w a y s H a v e S u m m e r -


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  4. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
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    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    11:11pm *makes a wish*11:12pmcrush texts you: hey your wish just came trueyou: actually I wished for a pony.. ♥

  7. nicolemarie28 nicolemarie28
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:45am UTC
    so many girls
    want a guy to save them.
    a man did save you
    2,000 years ago on the cross

  8. BriannaMcCoun BriannaMcCoun
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Closing
    The Silverware Drawer
    With A Pelvic Thrust.

  9. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I hate it when a website
    asks me if I'm human,
    And I'm just like:
    NOPE! You got me! I'm a vacuum.

  10. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Even the prettiest
    g i r l s f e e l u g l y s o m e t im e s . T h e h a p p i e s t g i r l s [x] [x] [x]
    CRYATNIGHT, <<
    the independent ||| girls feel alone.
    We all might be living
    d i f f e r e n t l i v e s , b u t wh e n i t c o m e s d o w n t o i t [x] [x] [x]
    WEAREALL <<
    fighting ||| the same monsters.

  11. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    An english professeur wrote the words:
    "A WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING"
    on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
    All of the males in the class wrote:
    "A WOMAN, WITHOUT HER MAN, IS NOTHING."
    All of the females in the class wrote:
    "A WOMAN: WITHOUT HER, MAN IS NOTHING."
    PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!

  12. When_Boys_Do_This_Quotes When_Boys_Do_This_Quotes
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    When boys
    »»» Run their fingers through your hair.
    not my format

  13. ashbashx3 ashbashx3
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:13am UTC
    She needs make-up to cover up because society taught her how she is, isn't enough.

  14. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    NEVER INSULT A GIRL'S MUSIC
    It was the only thing that was there for her when everyone else
    left
    formFormatnf format credit:ConverseLover

  15. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    my dog winks at me sometimes,I always wink back incase it is some sort of secret code. ♥

  16. nimmi nimmi
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    If I had a dollar for every
    time someone called me beautiful
    I could buy a car.
    If I got a dollar for every time I believed it...
    I'd have nothing at all.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    not my format

  17. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Funny things do do in Walmart
    1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
    2.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
    3.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
    4.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.
    5.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
    6.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
    7.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
    8.Two words: “Marco Polo.”
    9.Take boxes of condoms and put them in random people's carts.
    10. Hide behind the close racks and scare people when there looking for clothes.
    11. Play tag!!
    12. Have four people. With 2 carts. 2 people pushing 2 people in the seperate carts... Another way of tag has begun.
    WARNING: THIS MIAY RESULT IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF WALMART....
    -i'v learned the hard way

  18. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    the best conversationsalways happen late in the night...

  19. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    YOU'RE ONLY A TEENAGER. YOU'RE
    NOT MARRIED, SO GO WITH THE FLOW
    LAUGH TONS, USE [MANNERS] &
    TRY SOMETHING NEW. WILL YOU ////////
    JUST KISS HIM ALREADY? TRUST YOUR
    FEELINGS, SPEND YOUR CASH,
    INTRODUCE YOURSELF, TAKE A
    CHANCE, STUDY HARD, SEEK HAPPINESS. REGRET NOTHING.
    LIVE LIFE.♥

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Steps to avoid a sea bear
    1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
    2) Never wear a sombrero
    3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
    4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
    5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
    Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

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