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December 26, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Here's one way to
break up with a guy:
Me: Your ex is attractive.
Him: Which one?
Me: Me.
nmf

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gretaababess
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December 26, 2012 8:53am UTC

Reading a book and having to re-read
the same paragraph over and over again because your thoughts are to distracting.

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gretaababess
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December 24, 2012 7:46am UTC

APPLE WAS CONSIDERI NG
Making an IPod for kids. But apparently ''Itouch kids'' dint' sit too well.

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

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savannah*
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December 23, 2012 12:04pm UTC

That depressing moment
when you wake up
during the best part of
your dream.
original quote credit to: gretaababess

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spence*
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December 23, 2012 11:24am UTC

10093
Expectations after posting a qoute.
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Reality...
credit by ItsJustHowItIsNothingCanBeChanged

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strawberry_skittles
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December 15, 2012 8:52pm UTC

A 7 year old boy
came up to me today and said,
"Have you ever watched someone die?"
And I answered with
"Sadly, yes."
He then said,
"Today, I watched my bestfriend get shot...."
not mine but it broke my heart</3

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beatleslove
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December 23, 2012 9:44am UTC

I'm going to order a pizza 5 minutes
before new year and when they arrive
I'll say "I ordered this d/mn pizza last year!"

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happiest*
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December 22, 2012 10:04am UTC

skinny friend: omg i wish i was skinny
smart friend: omg i only got a b+
athletic friend: omg i wish i could run
not single friend: omg i hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: *cries in the shower*

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rachelhershey19
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July 14, 2012 9:37am UTC

I f h e ' s d u m b e n o u g h t o w a l k a w a y ,
b e s m a r t e n o u g h t o l e t h i m g o .
nmq!

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rachelhershey19
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July 14, 2012 9:40am UTC

Count your age by friends,
not years.
Count your life by smiles,
Not tears.

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rachelhershey19
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July 14, 2012 9:44am UTC

Pain is temporary
Glory is forever.

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rachelhershey19
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July 14, 2012 9:49am UTC

Dear Best friend
You're stupid. You fail.
You're weird. You're not perfect.
But. That's okay. I'm like that, too
We laugh at the randomest things.
You know my ugliest side
Even thought we disagree sometimes,
We never fight. When I'm sad,
You were alwayd there to make sure I'm okay.
Thanks for always being there for me
I love you

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rachelhershey19
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July 14, 2012 9:53am UTC

Life is like an icecream
Enjoy it before it melts

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rachelhershey19
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July 14, 2012 9:56am UTC

"To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual."

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