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Morgan*
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March 11, 2014 4:10pm UTC

Remember the good old days in elementary school where everybody thought you were awesome for having something different? Now we're being judged every day of our lives because we are different from everybody else. Picked on for having different things from everyone else.

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SuperNovaChic
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March 11, 2014 8:10pm UTC

Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it.

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:16pm UTC

Today, my ex approached me.
With a rat.
So I screamed, and ran.
About thirty seconds later i came back.
"I thought you did'nt like rats."
"No. It was just your face."
That shut him up.

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DestinyCaribou
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March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC

Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*

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LifeStory
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March 11, 2014 4:13pm UTC

Imagine if
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married. They'd both be
Taylor Lautner.

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skilletbiscuit
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 9:54am UTC

When people use lol in real life.
Girl in class: OMG I saw this pig yesterday, it looked like weird.
Other girl: OMG lol!
Me:.......
Me: WELL LAUGH BÎTÇH!!!!!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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March 11, 2014 6:48pm UTC

tara: have you ever seen the movie never been kissed?
me: honey, i'm living it

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skilletbiscuit
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March 4, 2014 12:11pm UTC

You came into my life
you broke me
you left.

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Gpc11
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March 4, 2014 2:46pm UTC

What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar...and the actor who played him got an Oscar

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desperado*
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March 4, 2014 4:09pm UTC

all them other boys wanna
//////// » wind you up + take you downtown [ but you look like the kind that ]
LIKES TO TAKE IT WAY OUT.

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StarsareRachelBerry
posted a quote
March 4, 2014 7:44am UTC

There's something about
people that makes you
anxious
There's something about
crowded places that makes you
terrified
There's something about
the world that makes you
fear living
There's something about
life that you can't quite
get right
There's something about
hope
that keeps you from giving up.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mads*
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March 4, 2014 9:39am UTC

a smart mermaid wears an algaebra

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SuperNovaChic
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March 3, 2014 10:41am UTC

Someone: What is that book about?
Me: *tries hard not to reveal the whole book and keep the summary shorter than a lifespan*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
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March 2, 2014 12:03am UTC

that girl you just called stupid?
that’s a chair. you’re stupid.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 2, 2014 11:24am UTC

Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 11:51am UTC

i hate teachers who give homework over break
like do u not understand what a break is
do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

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