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whereishe
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Roses are red,
leaves are green,
God made her pretty,
what happened to me?

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Natural Beauty
#2
If you have dry or rough lips, don't use waxy balms or glosses. Instead, take a wet toothbrush and brush your lips until they are soft. You'll get quicker results and it's less expensive
Format by Sandrasaurus

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shelbybaby
posted a quote
March 30, 2011 5:39pm UTC

Your Birthday
Comes once a year
Christmas
comes once a year.
Yet Mother Nature
Feels the need to be so "generous"
and give us a gift once
every month.
mine.
i think <3

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KiwiKiwi215
posted a quote
March 29, 2011 5:33pm UTC

*Texting*
Mom: Hey hun, what does this mean? ( . )( . )
Daughter: o.O in what context?
Mom: Dad says he's in love with my ( . )( . )
Daughter: Eheheh; Eyes mom. Dad loves your eyes.
Mom: Aw, that's cute! Thank you!
Daughter: Be sure to tell him you like his 8=====D Smile
smartphowned (:

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
March 30, 2011 5:26pm UTC

This is for the girls;
Who have the tendency to stay up all night listening
to music that reminds them of their current situation.
Who hide their fears, hurt, pain, and tears under
their smiles and laughs, all on a daily basis. //////////////
♥♥ The girls who wear their hearts on their sleeve.
The girls who pray things will work out just for once.
The girls who scream and cry into their pillows, be-
cause the rest of the world ♥♥♥♥♥ fails to listen.
The girls who have it hard,but dont let anyone know
The girls who stay up all night, thinking about that
one boy, wondering if he'll ever notice her. ««««««
The girls who take life as it comes, hoping it'll get
[♥][♥][♥][♥][♥] easier somewhere down the road.
The girls who love with all their hearts,
but always get broken.
This is for you.

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 11:14am UTC

Crying;;
Doesn't indicate that you're weak.
Since birth, it's always been a sign that you're
alive
♥
not my format

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anonymouus
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 5:33pm UTC

the simple things in life(#3);
flipping to a new month on your calendar. jumping into the pool for the very
first time that summer. waking up to the smell of breakfast. feeling like a
little kid on the swings. raindrop races. looking through school work from
when you were little. fresh-baked bread. boys that smell good. people that
sneeze weird. your favorite song on replay. a hot shower after a long day.
having a top quote on witty. going to sleep at midnight, waking up at noon.
long roadtrips. people with good manners. friendly waiters. finding out a
person feels the same way you do. cute old couples. finally understanding
something. someone caring enough to try and cheer you up. people with
funny laughs. turning your phone on and getting a billion texts. knowing
you have no homework for the weekend. when you sneeze in class and
people actually say bless you. eating with chopsticks. when he smiles at you.
boys with perfect hair. putting on sweatpants after wearing skinny jeans
all day. when someone plays with your hair. hugging someone that smells
amazingly good. boys that flirt. when your fortune cookie knows wassup.
when someone understands your humor. when the weather is just right.
sleeping in your own bed after being away. songs that fit your mood.
friendship bracelets. actually finishing the tube of chapstick. the first
shower after a haircut. getting taken care of when your sick. and that
feeling when you realize it's friday(:

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
March 29, 2011 7:36pm UTC

Me:
Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher:
I don't know, can you?
Me:
When I was using "can" I was using its
secondary model form as a verbal modifier
asking for permission, as opposed to
expressing an ability. I thought since you
were a teacher you'd know that. My bad.
MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher:
............

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anonymouus
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 9:59am UTC

remember all those times
i swore i needed you?
consider them lies.
here i am without you baby.
and i survived.♥ --lil wayne.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
March 28, 2011 9:38pm UTC

We took a goofy picture
there we all stood; three best friends, three true smiles. I remember were were laughing so hard
that the tears came pouring out a s w e e x a m i n e d t h e p i c t u r e a f t e r w a r d s
here I am, a year later, looking at the same picture. it still has the same affect on me ---- except
these are tears of sadness. p e r s o n a l i t i e s c h a n g e d, p r o m i s e s g o t b r o k e n
a l l w e a r e n o w i s a n o l d p h o t o g r a p h

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Kassi4308
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 5:09pm UTC

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KaaiiEffers
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 4:40pm UTC

I do a lot of things
before I fall asleep
Play scenes in my head
Have endless 'What Ifs'
PRACTICE THINGS I WANT TO SAY
make plans for the next day
and ask myself a lot of questions♥

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