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bye*
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June 13, 2013 5:13pm UTC

what do trees like to put on their salad
branch dressing

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...*
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June 13, 2013 5:43pm UTC

So today at school, i decided to log into Witty in computer class.
He sits next to me,
>>One problem<<
his name is my password..

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joshlikesu
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June 14, 2013 4:52am UTC

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:43pm UTC

Spider: I can make your girlfriend scream
louder than you ever could.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art sweaty and disgusting and please go away.

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BravoSierra
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April 17, 2013 12:59pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 3:11pm UTC

He says my name...
Softly…
He sounded hesitant….
I could hear my heart pounding,
beating so hard that I’m scared that
it just might beat out onto the floor…
This…
This is what it’s like
to want someone you can’t have…
To want…
To want someone
you shouldn’t even be looking at.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC

One time I tried socializing,
never again.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I overheard my Ex on the
phone saying he's being stalked.
I think he's imagining it, I follow him home
every night and I've never seen anyone.

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AustinH
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January 21, 2013 10:47pm UTC

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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:)*
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 6:13pm UTC

I've decided to write my dreams down every night.
Fav. if you would read my craziness on witty if I posted them.

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 6:50pm UTC

parents: we bought you crocs to protect your virginity

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lettherainhideyourtears
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 3:41pm UTC

The difference between me and most girls:
Most girls: *eats half an apple* I'm full!
Me: *eats two pizzas, five apples, a watermelon, three boxes of cookies, a jar of peanut butter, 5 jars of nutella, a loaf of bread, a horse, a turkey, ten apple pies, a container of ice cream and a glass of milk*
Barack Obama:
Stephen Harper:
Josh Hutcherson:
Daniel Radcliffe:
Emma Watson:
Osama Bin Laden:
Teletubies:
Mom:
Dad:
Best friend:
School:
Teachers:
Duck:
Horse:
Bird:
Dog:
God:
Me:
Me:
Me: I'm still hungry.

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Meowcat
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Every 60 seconds in Africa,
a minute passes.

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ShouldISmile
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November 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Cute little boy trying to hold the door open for me
His big brother is behind him holding it open without his knoweledge.
I did not fangirl. At all.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Being Witty famous is like sitting at the popular table
in the crazy hospital

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I got detention so i won't be home until a little later.
Detention? THAT'S MY GIRL! you're finally starting to loosen up! Mark the calendar, my daughter's turning into a bad a*s.
nmf, followme *best dad ever

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

It's almost Christmas, so...
dashing through the snow
get the f#ck out of my way
you're so f#cking slow
how much do you weigh?
(Ha- ha- ha)
you can't f#cking sing,
I'll start a f#cking fight,
get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
I'm driving here tonight....
oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
get the f#ck out of my way
oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
Hey!
jingle bells, go to hell.
b#tch what did I say?
move that a/ss cause you can't hide
from my motherf#cking sleigh
Hey!

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LegendaryLettuce
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 3:48pm UTC

On the 12th day of christmas Facebook came to me....
12 dudes Im blocking
11 friends just waiting
10 corny topics
9 busted barbies
8 friends complaining
7 stalkers stalking
6 party invites
5 DRAMAAA QUEEENS
4 game requests
3 photo tags
2 people pokes
AND A CREEP WHO WONT STOP INBOXING MEEE!
Merry early christmas everyone.

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yourcool
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November 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC

rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
dogs run and they live for 15 years.
turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
lesson learned.

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