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SuperNovaChic
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9 years ago
on quote 6984801
That is total perfection, fate wants this joke to be said. XD
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gmarie
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9 years ago
on quote 6985973
I really miss Witty. I've been so busy this year, and I came back just today, and it's a different place... I feel like I came home from school one day only find out 15 years had passed and new people lived in my house and all my neighbors were dead or gone... this is so strange. Where is everyone? Hopefully they'll come back over the summer?? I'm so confused... I made so many friends on here. I've talked people out of committing suicide, and tried to guide people through their struggles with eating disorders based on how I got out of my own. Wow. I have so many memories here. I guess I can accept that it was a phase of my life that is now over, but what about other people? Witty was here for me when I needed it, but so many other people need somewhere to go NOW. And Witty isn't really there anymore.
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Infinity on high*
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9 years ago
on quote 6985973
OMG thank you for writing this<3
& yes I completely agree. & no one even knows about witty anymore :/
Helping all those people, inspiring and encouraging then was like a medicine for me, it helped ME too.
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Picturesque Wonderland.*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6933688
I DO. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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finding_nemo
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1 decade ago
on quote 6932637
I think i peed myself as i was reading this oh my god.
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lost dreamer*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6932637
HAHAHAHAHAHA OHMIGOSH YES I NEED A DOWNLOADABLE ALEC TOO PLEASE
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
xD
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
What if the person doesn't live though? :O *shrug* whoops. Never said it was a good reenactment.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
xD
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gmarie
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
And the best part is, it was actually made up to describe the situation in which some people got angry and threw two guys out of a window. Before the Thirty Years' War, the Bohemians were afraid of losing their Protestant liberties. The Habsburg Holy Roman Emperor sent two emissaries (they were Catholic) to deal with them. The Bohemians were so ticked off with them that they literally threw them out of a window. They survived the fall because - get this - they landed in a pile of horse poop. They went home claiming it was a miracle of God, but it was a sh.tty story (pun intended) and they were just kinda ridiculed.... the end.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
Wow, I wish I could throw people out of a window when I get angry. And it'd be even better if they landed in poop, xD
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
What if the person doesn't live though? :O *shrug* whoops. Never said it was a good reenactment.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
xD
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
Very Awesome
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gmarie
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
And the best part is, it was actually made up to describe the situation in which some people got angry and threw two guys out of a window. Before the Thirty Years' War, the Bohemians were afraid of losing their Protestant liberties. The Habsburg Holy Roman Emperor sent two emissaries (they were Catholic) to deal with them. The Bohemians were so ticked off with them that they literally threw them out of a window. They survived the fall because - get this - they landed in a pile of horse poop. They went home claiming it was a miracle of God, but it was a sh.tty story (pun intended) and they were just kinda ridiculed.... the end.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
Wow, I wish I could throw people out of a window when I get angry. And it'd be even better if they landed in poop, xD
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
What if the person doesn't live though? :O *shrug* whoops. Never said it was a good reenactment.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
xD
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
It's a word! I'm going to buy a shirt with this on it! definitely! :D
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
Very Awesome
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gmarie
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
And the best part is, it was actually made up to describe the situation in which some people got angry and threw two guys out of a window. Before the Thirty Years' War, the Bohemians were afraid of losing their Protestant liberties. The Habsburg Holy Roman Emperor sent two emissaries (they were Catholic) to deal with them. The Bohemians were so ticked off with them that they literally threw them out of a window. They survived the fall because - get this - they landed in a pile of horse poop. They went home claiming it was a miracle of God, but it was a sh.tty story (pun intended) and they were just kinda ridiculed.... the end.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
Wow, I wish I could throw people out of a window when I get angry. And it'd be even better if they landed in poop, xD
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
What if the person doesn't live though? :O *shrug* whoops. Never said it was a good reenactment.
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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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1 decade ago
on quote 6930505
xD
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Hale_Storm18
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1 decade ago
on quote 6929876
Exactly! And it's not like most states were established right after the war, either. Like, most states were established were established some hundred years later. Even into the mid 20th century.
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finding_nemo
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1 decade ago
on quote 6928330
its funny cause its true
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gmarie · 9 years ago on quote 6974899
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I miss you. I miss Witty. I've been gone most of this year and I came back and it was like... empty. Good luck with your hectic life, because I don't know when I'll be back, but I won't forget your amazing stories ever. Because even if they were not the finest literature out there, they were always perfect to me. <3