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glitter162* · 9 years ago on quote 7027798
One time me and my mom were sitting next to these people that had a toddler and a dog. The toddler kept running after the dog and screaming and my mom (totally serious) was like "What IS that?!". The parents heard her :)
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glitter162* · 9 years ago on quote 7027656
YOU COULD DRIVE
YOU COULD MARRY
YOU COULD VOTE
YOU COULD LITERALLY OWN A HOUSE OMG
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glitter162* · 9 years ago on quote 7027656
RIGHT :o
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 9 years ago on quote 7027656
AND I WILL BE 20 IN LESS THAN 5 YEARS OMG
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 9 years ago on quote 7027656
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glitter162* · 9 years ago on quote 7027656
YOU COULD DRIVE
YOU COULD MARRY
YOU COULD VOTE
YOU COULD LITERALLY OWN A HOUSE OMG
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glitter162* · 9 years ago on quote 6146610
This is so cute! <3
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glitter162* · 9 years ago on quote 7027454
Thank you :) I looked up to you on Witty, and I will make sure to check back now and then. I'm not sure I'm ready to leave just yet.
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seafoam* · 9 years ago on quote 7027454
Then I'm glad you're here for the time being. (:
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glitter162* · 9 years ago on quote 7027454
Hey, you're L0ner! I remember you, too.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6936001
I hate it when, in a dream, your crush is doing something and you don't realize it's a dream so you act completely normal.
And then you wake up and it hits you that it was a dream and you could have kissed him or something. Worst feeling ever.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6935064
And popscicles :0
(I butchered the spelling of that)
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6931423
You. Left. Us. What were you doing?! Don't tell me you where.... you where.... socializing?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago on quote 6931423
I got a boyfriend whom I liked for 4 years I'm sORRY
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6930018
...I say as I look down into your blue face as you gasp for air.

Maybe I shouldn't have taken those weight-lifting courses.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6929932
#Ourgeneration
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capsized* · 1 decade ago on quote 6929932
That's the sad part.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6929661
#Lifehacks
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6928447
At first, I thought it said:
"My girlfriend isn't allowed to twerk- the only thing she needs to be clapping in Church is her hands.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6927515
I personally hate mints- whenever I end up with a bag of them, it can take me months to eat them lol
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6926191
Witt needs more members
buuuttt,
We won't have our little secrets anymore. Decisions, decisions...
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Breeze · 1 decade ago on quote 6926191
It's possible to have more than one account you know ;)
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6924546
Nah, pretty sure it's the oral s*x thing.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6924546
He tried to have oral sx with it, obviously.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6922302
What if you die before you can tell anyone?
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6920811
Darn, I should have bookmarked my first followers' Profile, so I could see if they're still on Witty now.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago on quote 6919762
#sotrue
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:)

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