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1. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 1:31pm UTC
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   He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows."
   -Kurt
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2. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 12:25pm UTC
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   "If you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never gonna get it right."
   -QuinnBF
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3. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 1:18pm UTC
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   Burt: "And if things get serious, use protection."
   Brittany: "Does he mean like a burglar alarm?"
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4. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 10:22am UTC
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   "You both have dead spouses. maybe you should talk."
   -KurtBFi
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5. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 7:24pm UTC
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   "I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
   -BrittanyBFi
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6. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 11:15am UTC
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   *going over lines for a play*
   Rachel : "I'm sleeping with him."
   Finn : "So am i! ... This play is weird."
   Fi
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7. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 10:14pm UTC
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   *Kurt trying out for the football team*
   "Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker."
   -KurtFi
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8. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 10:07pm UTC
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   "Lor Menari, it means you have pretty eyes."
   -SamBFi
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9. gleequotes
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 10:00pm UTC
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   "Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N... I felt they were too similar and got frustrated."
   -BrittanyBFi
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10. gleequotes
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 9:57am UTC
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    GLEE QUOTES:
    Finn: "What's that saying? The show's gotta go all over the place, or something."
    Rachel: "You mean, the show must go on."
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11. gleequotes
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 9:52am UTC
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    *Rachel slips on buttered floor*
    "At least I didn't fall and break my talent."
    -RachelFi
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12. gleequotes
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    July 30, 2011 10:26am UTC
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    GLEE QUOTES:
    Santana: "You told people I play for a another team?"
    Brittany: "But you do play for another team; first you were on the cherrios and now you're in glee club."
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13. gleequotes
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 11:41am UTC
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    GLEE QUOTES:
    Burt: "And if things get serious, use protection."
    Brittany: "Does he mean like a burglar alarm?"
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14. gleequotes
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 11:35am UTC
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    GLEE QUOTES:
    Mrs. Hitchens: "Who do you think I am?"
    Sue: "That's a very good question because I've forgotten both of your names."
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15. gleequotes
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    July 29, 2011 10:05am UTC
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    "I'm gonna say this as nice as I can; But you look like a sad clown hooker."
    -Finn[to Rachel]Fi
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16. gleequotes
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    July 28, 2011 2:10pm UTC
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    GLEE QUOTES:
    Sue[holding up broccoli]: "You know what this is?"
    Mercedes: "It's a toilet brush."
    Sue: "It's broccoli!"
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17. gleequotes
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    July 28, 2011 10:24am UTC
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    Karofsky[looking at a guy's butt]: "I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing."
    Santana: "Like that's any less gay."
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18. gleequotes
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    July 28, 2011 9:08am UTC
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    Kurt: "Mercedes is back; I'm gay. We make culture."
    Sue: "How do you two not have a show on Bravo?"
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19. gleequotes
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    July 27, 2011 10:36pm UTC
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    GLEE QUOTES:
    Will: "Who can tell us what an anthem is?"Brittany: "The bottom of an ant's pants."Will: "So close."
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20. gleequotes
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:54pm UTC
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    "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time."
    -Kurt
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