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  1. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I know everybody hates 1D quotes but this is important. Someone is trying to kill Louis and if they can't kill him they're planning to kill Eleanor.
    On tumblr, they are posting pictures of crumbled pictures of Louis with writing on it.
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zzxsnSfR1rymt1no1_1280.jpg
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ztz4BQzY1rymt1no1_1280.jpg
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ywze2NW01rymt1no1_1280.jpg
    and they claim that Louis is 'inside of them' and they 'can't rest in peace until he's out'
    http://louis-and-the-devil.tumblr.com/post/26993420691/louis-is-the-devil-i-have-him-inside-me-and-i
    Their twitter was suspended, but you can find some of the person's tweets here: https://twitter.com/bradfordbadmiss/status/223137929579597824 and https://twitter.com/LouisBabe4eva/status/222980151250665472/photo/1.
    And their tumblr is http://louis-and-the-devil.tumblr.com/
    (The tumblr is very graphic)
    I'm not really sure if this is a hoax or not but I think that we should take caution. Trend #KeepLouSafe and #KeepElSafe on twitter.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. UNICORN101 UNICORN101
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Alarm Clocks
    yeah, because everyone loves starting their day with a heart attack.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    nmq

  4. wittyunicorn wittyunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    FiveFaves (: Dear Ex Dear guy I hate. Dear girl I hate. Dear ex best friend. Dear best friend. Dear mom. Dear brother. Dear sister. Dear future me. Dear crush.

  5. unikornzrgayhorses unikornzrgayhorses
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. unikornzrgayhorses unikornzrgayhorses
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

  7. unikornzrgayhorses unikornzrgayhorses
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. If you had this in childhood and loved it

  8. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    I respect the person who let girls into the
    army
    Girls on period + gun= unstoppable.
    nmf.

  9. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Christmas #6:
    Who else thinks:
    that for Christmas Steve
    should make an app for ipods!!
    please steve, we love you(:

  10. kayluvssyahxoxo kayluvssyahxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Duct Tape;;
    Shutting people up since 1942!

  11. ReasonsToSmile ReasonsToSmile
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 10:32am UTC
    Reasons To Smile #259
    Hearing a song you know play at the store.
    submit your reason to smile by commenting on my profile :)
    Credit To: Breeze

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    "Im a wizard!"
    "Prove it!"
    "Sorry no magic out of hogwarts!"

  13. UNICORN101 UNICORN101
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    I don't 'stalk'. I investigate. ;]

  14. UNICORN101 UNICORN101
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    So much music,
    Too little time. ♥

  15. bellafatch09 bellafatch09
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    &only in America
    do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

  16. you_dont_know_me_but_you_care you_dont_know_me_but_you_care
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Fav if You Think
    YouTube and facebook
    Should Quit Changing

  17. xobrianna8397 xobrianna8397
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:29am UTC
    Fergie taught me how to spell
    G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
    Ke$ha taught me how to spell
    D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
    Jason DeRulo taught me how to spell
    S-O-L-O
    Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell
    B-A-N-A-N-A
    And Spongebob taught me how to spell
    F-U-N

  18. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    Reasons to be a guy #5
    They don't bleed from their god damn crotch.

  19. Todaywillbedifferent98 Todaywillbedifferent98
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    l can never make the
    perfect messy bun.
    nmf.

  20. xoxjaamieexox xoxjaamieexox
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:33am UTC
    Me: "Hola! Como estas?" (:
    Spanish Guy: *Talks Spanish Really Fast......*
    Me: "Dude , Chill ! Dora didn't teach me that yet!"

:)

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