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  1. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    You are the cheese to my macaroni. You
    are the horizon to my sky. You are the
    bacon to my eggs. You are the laces to
    my sneakers. You are the jelly to my
    peanut butter. You are the smile to my
    face. You are the gravy to my mashed
    potatoes. You are the bubbles to my bath.
    You are the milk to my cookies. You are
    the ink to my pen. You are the ketchup to
    my french fries. You are the water to my
    ocean. You are the icing on my cupcake.
    You are everything I love.

  2. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    When Boys #105
    When boys cuddle
    with you and watch
    a movie.

  3. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    When Boys #5
    When boys are the
    perfect height for you

  4. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    Guys, stop asking for
    FAITHFUL GIRLS
    when you're too busy
    CHASING HOES.

  5. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    Girls don't dress for boys,
    They dress for themselves...
    If girls dressed for boys,
    they'd just walk around
    naked all the time.

  6. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 3:07pm UTC
    Before you ask someone why they
    hate you, ask yourself why you care
    -My Motto

  7. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    SuperWhiteGirlProblems 2777:
    Making out with the air
    while trying to locate your
    straw in your drink.

  8. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    super white girl probs:
    That moment when you wear
    sweatpants over your jeans because
    you're too lazy for P.E.

  9. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 2:52pm UTC
    Teenager Post #1588
    That awkward moment when your
    kindness is mistaken for flirting..

  10. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 2:51pm UTC
    thatonerule:#743:
    If you want to know what
    goes through my head, listen
    closely to the songs I play
    because the lyrics speak the
    words I fail to say.

  11. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    thatonerule: #157
    I am who I am.
    I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into
    things, I spill food, I trip, I
    scream about random &
    stupid stuff.
    But I like it that way.

  12. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    I don't do pinky promises. I do middle
    finger promises. So if you screw me over
    you're f#cked. & that's a legit promise.

  13. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    Live like SPONGEBOB.
    Laugh out loud all day without
    reason. And annoy the mean
    people with your happiness:D

  14. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 5:09pm UTC
    Can we start over?
    Can we be strangers again?
    Let me introduce myself
    We can laugh and talk
    And relearn what we already know
    And come up with new inside jokes
    And create new memories
    And give eachother
    A second chance.

  15. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when you're happy,
    you enjoy the music.
    but, when you are sad,
    you understand the lyrics.

  16. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 4:37pm UTC
    If a guy rests his head on your shoulder, he's got something for you; wants to be with
    you. It means he's comfortable around you, comfortable enough to show you his soft side.

  17. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    "Fall in love with someone who's
    comfortable with your silence.
    Find someone who doesn't
    need your words to know it's
    time to kiss you."

  18. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    When someone
    loves you,
    they don't have
    to say it.
    You can tell
    by the way they
    treat you.

  19. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    And then
    I realized..
    You weren't
    trying to make
    me love you,
    you were trying
    to make me
    love me.

  20. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 4:30pm UTC
    If you aren't being treated
    with love & respect, check
    your price tag. Maybe you've
    marked yourself down. It's
    you who tells people what
    you're worth. Get off the
    clearance rack & get behind
    the glass where they keep
    the valuables.

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