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kaybird228
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 1:05pm UTC

2012: Cool Story Bro.
1836: Interesting Tale, my fine companion.

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itsnickipewpyo
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Me: i haven't taken a picture of myself in a while
*Takes Photo*
Me: oh thats why

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WittyJazz
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 2:35pm UTC

DEAR READER,
14,OOO PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEEX RIGHT NOW.
25,OOO PEOPLE ARE KISSING.
5O,OOO PEOPLE ARE HUGGING,
SINCERLY, YOU’RE SITTING ALONE ON THE INTERNET READING THIS.

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taayloorx
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 11:54am UTC

If I Lay Here
If I just l a y h e r e ,
WOULD YOU LIE WITH ME
& j u s t f o r g e t t h e w o r l d ? ♥
(Format by defe4ted )

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Angiebabe16
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 1:24pm UTC

●
baby you
light up my
world like
no body else
Format by Breeze

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Romeo: Hey I just met you.
Juliet:
Romeo: And this is crazy.
Juliet:
Romeo: But I saw you at your dad's party I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but your nanny called you away and I found out you were a Capulet and got bummed so I sneaked into your backyard in the middle of the night and climbed onto your balcony uninvited to profess my dying love after an hour even though I loved Rosaline like 2 scenes ago.
Juliet:
Juliet:
Romeo:
Juliet:
Romeo: So marry me maybe.

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marleesue
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC

While I was running today
I heard clapping. It was just my
thighs cheering me on.

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Cecerokz3737
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Men are born
between a woman's legs
and spend the rest of their lives
trying to get back in them.
why?
because there's no place like home
♥
Creds to: Thatssomeee

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rawrrrrx3
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Six years ago on this day
High School Musical came out. I feel freaking old...

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xocrayon
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC

I remember when I used to smile, and the day I walked into middle school, they taught me how to fake it.
nmf

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: .......

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Changing the date
on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

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aaleinad76
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:59pm UTC

PARENT: "We need to talk... "
ME: *Million things run through mind…
WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
Was it when I...
No, they couldn't have...
Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."

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