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  1. girlnextdoorxo girlnextdoorxo
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    COMMENT YOUR NAME
    && i'll tell you the guy's name i think would sound good with yours ;)
    i ' m d o i n g e v e r y o n e

  2. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #811
    Justin once said, "Hey Belieber, never lower
    your head to anyone who critizides you,
    your crown can not drop my princess."

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Y o u g i v e m e t h e k i n d o f
    FEELINGS PEOPLE WRITE
    SONGS ABOUT.

  4. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:02pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Not being good enough
    becomes tiring after awhile..

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    STAY IN DRUGS
    EAT YOUR SCHOOL
    and don't do your vegetables

  8. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Admit it, you should
    be doing something
    really important right now.
    Insead you
    got on Witty.

  10. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    I'm annoying like, 75% of the time
    and the other 25% I'm asleep.

  11. 0____0 0____0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I'm not
    FAT.
    I'm just
    so freakin'
    SEXY
    it overflows.

  12. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Things I want right now:
    - Better grades.
    - A good relationship with my parents.
    - Someone in my school who could understand how I feel.
    - My friends to be closer.
    - The stress of school to disappear.
    - To travel the world without worries.
    - To be able to know that things get better.
    - To have everything figured out.
    - To be happy with my life and who I am.

  13. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  14. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  15. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  16. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  17. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  18. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  19. ShadowBlack ShadowBlack
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    I don't even have the tears to cry over this new betrayal.

  20. justgiirlyythingss justgiirlyythingss
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    being silly with him.

:)

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