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gimmesun123

1. gimmesun123
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2013 7:44am UTC
   Imagine You Were Gay, And Didn't Want Anyone To Know. Imagine You Tried So Hard To Cover Up Any Trace Of Homosexuality Just So People DIdn't Find Out. Imagine someone joked around you, and called you gay. Imagine the worry thinking that people had found out about your sexuality.
   Imagine You Were Consious Of Being Thin, Even Though You Ate As Healthily As You Could. Imagine You Weren't Muscley, So Couldn't Lift Dumbells In Gym Class Properly. Imagine someone joked around you and told you to man up. Imagine how much that would hurt you, when you couldn't help being weaker than most.
   Banter Hurts. Think Before You 'Joke'.
   
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2. gimmesun123
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   March 7, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   Me: *Singing my favourite song to myself*
   Person: I love that band!
   Me: *Thinking* Omg they like this band
   Me: *Thinking* Omg I have found another of my kind
   Me: *Thinking* Omg so happy
   Me: *Thinking* Omg stay calm
   Me: *Thinking* Omg they like this band
   Me: *Thinking* Omg they have such a good taste in music
   Me: *Thinking* Omg PLAY IT COOL
   Me:
   Me: What's you favoutie song? Have you listened to their EP? OMG Their EP is so good, don't you think? Did you get concert tickets? They followed me on Twitter! OMGOMG! Don't you just love the name of their album that's coming out soon? Wait, when's it coming out again? I forgot.
   Person: I... I don't know.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: *Walking away* And to think I thought they were my kind.
   
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3. gimmesun123
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   March 4, 2013 3:06pm UTC
   Taking off your shoes in class with your feet.
   But then you accidentally kick it away, and have to slide around on your chair to get it back.
   
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4. gimmesun123
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   February 15, 2013 2:50pm UTC
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5. gimmesun123
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   February 15, 2013 2:43pm UTC
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6. gimmesun123
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   February 9, 2013 9:15am UTC
   If ever you feel sad,
   Imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
   
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7. gimmesun123
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   February 8, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   I wander if our parents had an equivilent of Witty
   When they were young?
   
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8. gimmesun123
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   February 8, 2013 1:05pm UTC
   Am I the only one who...
   Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're asleep just to check that they're not dead?
   
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9. gimmesun123
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   February 3, 2013 7:17am UTC
   The classic
   I-want-to-talk-to-you-but-I-have-nothing-to-say-so-Im-going-to-ask-you-if-we-had-any-maths-homework-even-though-I-know-we-didn't
   text
   
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10. gimmesun123
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    January 26, 2013 11:54am UTC
    Okay, someone please tell me now.
    Is it deemed socially acceptable to take a blanket to the cinema?
    
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11. gimmesun123
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    January 20, 2013 7:56am UTC
    Reading some quotes about Witty Best Friends, I've realised that I want someone who I can travel hundreds of miles to see someday, and who I can actually open up to.
    I'm 13, almost 14, and English:)
    ask.fm/sophiecamp
    sophiecamp.tumblr.com
    xxx
    
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12. gimmesun123
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    January 18, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Mum: How are you today then?
    Dad: How are you today then?
    Friends: How are you today then?
    Steve: How are you today then?
    Sheldon Cooper: How are you today then?
    Inn Keeper: How are you today then?
    Cat: How are you today then?
    Homer Simpson: How are you today then?
    Old Lady: How are you today then?
    Nan: How are you today then?
    Facebook: How are you today then?
    Harry Potter: How are you today then?
    Radio DJ: How are you today then?
    Me: Who do you think you are? Some sort of Hollister worker?
    
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13. gimmesun123
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    January 18, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    One simply does not go into Hollister,
    And decline a bag.
    
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14. gimmesun123
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    January 8, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    There should be some sort of form to fill out before anyone joins Witty, just to make sure you aren't a weirdo or something.
    1. Do you like cats? ☐
    2. Would you describe yourself as Socially Awkward? ☐
    3. Do you belong to a fandom? ☐
    4. Do you like either Nutella, One Direction, Hunger Games or Harry Potter? ☐
    5. Would you name your child Steve? ☐
    6. Would you rather spend 3 hours in your room alone than 10 minutes with you family? ☐
    7. Does your laptop more than regulary distract you from homework? ☐
    8. Do you not know what to do with yourself when the internet cuts out? ☐
    9. Do you hate the word YOLO and 5 year olds with iPhones? ☐
    10. Do you hate more people than you like? ☐
    11. Would you rather stay inside all day on your computer than outside, sociallizing? ☐
    12. Do you pledge allegiance to Witty Profiles ove webistes like Facebook and Twtter, therefore becoming a Wittian? ☐
    If Yes to at least 7 questions, we welcome you.
    
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15. gimmesun123
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    January 6, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Facebook keeps asking me how I'm feeling, and it's making me really happy:)
    
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16. gimmesun123
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    December 30, 2012 9:09am UTC
    My plan for New Year -
    1/Ring up Dominoes at 11:45
    2/ Order a pizza
    3/When the order arrives at 12:05 say 'Dude! I ordered my piza last year! Where were you?'
    I think I need to get out more...
    
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17. gimmesun123
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    December 28, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Today in Health Class, we were talking about Depression.
    My teacher asks the prettiest, most popular girl in our year, "Lea, what do you think is the worst thing about Self Harming?"
    Slowly, Lea pulled up her sleeve to reveal cuts all up her arm. "Someday my kids are going to see the scars."
    
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18. gimmesun123
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    December 28, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Me: Maybe today won't suck.
    Hair: *Frizzes*
    Face: *Coveres itself in acne*
    Head: *Pounding headache*
    Food: *Offers only grease*
    Clothes: *Become way too tight*
    Mind: *Fills itself with cotton wool*
    Body: *Increases mass by 7 sizes*
    Menstrual Cycle: *Starts period*
    Crush: I think I'll actually talk to you today.
    Me: -___-
    
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19. gimmesun123
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    December 27, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    I've finally worked out why us Wittians are so obsessed with cats.
    It's because dog people have to go outside to walk their pets.
    
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20. gimmesun123
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    December 19, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    One of my best friend's boyfriend doesn't know who Nearly Headless Nick is.
    I'm not sure this relationship can be continued.
    
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