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  1. loveyou4ever loveyou4ever
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    NMF
    Do I love you?
    Yes
    No
    Do I want to?
    No
    Yes

  2. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    I wonder what
    I look like through
    - - - » his eyes

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Witty t-shirts? AWESOME.

  4. GreenSmurfYeaa GreenSmurfYeaa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Admit it
    At some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
    nmq

  5. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    If a Directioner finds you attractive,
    You should feel flattered.
    We have very high standards.
    nmf/nmq; google

  6. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    The other day in my gym class,
    we were playing wiffle ball
    and a girl who is autistic
    hit the ball,
    and ran all the way to home base.
    And after she did
    she high fived everyone on the team
    with a huge smile on her face.
    Fav if you think that's adorable
    nmf

  7. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Friend: "Awww, someone needs a hug!"
    Me: "Don't touch me."

  8. xxkatyy7xx xxkatyy7xx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Am I the only one who goes directly
    to thier bathroom to
    cry when they're upset?

  9. krida404 krida404
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Don't You hate,
    Those really pretty girls,
    That are always like "I'm so ugly"
    Yeah that's why you get 30 likes on every picture you take -_-

  10. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    That moment 7 hours ago
    when you thought you were going to do your homework
    nmf

  11. totallynotacat* totallynotacat*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    That's it,
    I'm pouring windex into your blue gatorade.

  14. ilovetheboynextstatex98 ilovetheboynextstatex98
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    BEATLES(1978): " I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND."
    CHRIS BROWN (2012): " I JUST WANNA SEE YOU STRIP."
    YOU FAIL SOCIETY.

  15. UnicornPrincess UnicornPrincess
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Josh:
    Why was your bucket on top of the door?
    Megan:
    Why was you door under my bucket?

  16. LoveThatWasLost LoveThatWasLost
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Me: I love the Hunger Games!
    Friend: Psh..Twilight is way better
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Cop: So your friend just fell out this window?
    -tumblr-

  17. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I'm that girl
    »»WHO'S ALWAYS THERE FOR EVERYONE
    even though no one is ever |||||||||||||||||||||
    THere For me♥

  18. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    "What's Wrong?"
    "if you want to know, read my quotes. they explain everything."

  20. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Shout-out
    to my boyfriend in the hospital
    with a severe case of non-existence
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    not my quote-tumblr

:)

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