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  1. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:23pm EDT
    Silly phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "I looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore" call.

  2. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:21pm EDT
    If I had a raccoon for every time a boy kissed me..
    I'd have no racoons.

  3. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:49pm EDT
    Dear Boys,
    flirting with more than one girl
    is certainly not make you look cool
    its make you look stupid and a player
    Note: This could also goes to girls to
    who flirts more than 1 boy

  4. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:35pm EDT
    Why am I still single?
    Brain: you're weird.
    Body: and you're fat!
    Face: plus you're pretty ugly..
    Food: I'm here for you.

  5. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:41pm EDT
    you know what sucks about falling for
    a guy you know youre not right for?
    you fall anyway because you think he
    might turn out to be different.
    BravoSierra's format (=
    -Cinderlla story

  6. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:02pm EDT
    Spencer: This is my girlfriend
    Gibby: Hey, I'm Gibby
    Spencer: She can't understand you, she's foreign
    Gibby: I'm still Gibby

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:10pm EDT
    Dad
    What are you doing
    being fabulous

  8. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:11pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  9. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:11pm EDT
    Here's to the wittians who
    make quotes to be heard.
    Not for favorites and comments.

  10. PeteyEnjoysHerMusic PeteyEnjoysHerMusic
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:02pm EDT
    1
    I'm Witty famous.
    Let me write my speech.
    "I'd like to thank the Academy, my mom, my dad, One Direction, my best friend, my 3rd grade math teacher, the neighbor's dog *THIS IS FOR YOU, SPARKY!* also everyone who said I couldn't make it.... Oh, yeah, and myself. Gosh darn it, I'm so witty."
    Format by twilightgirl995

  11. ENGLANDWRESTLER ENGLANDWRESTLER
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 6:22pm EDT
    FUN FACT:
    100% of the people reading this are alive.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:02pm EDT
    Running like a gorilla up the stairs,
    because it's much easier that way.


  13. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  14. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 7:47pm EDT
    You're not scared of the dark;
    You're scared of what's in it.
    You're not scared of height;
    You're afraid of falling.
    You're not afraid of the people around you;
    You're afraid of rejection.
    You're not afraid to love back;
    You're afraid of not being loved back.
    You're not afraid to let go;
    You're afraid to accept the reality that they're gone.
    You're not afraid of trying again;
    You're afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.
    1111
    notmyformat//lovetorixoxo's quote

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:34pm EDT
    CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air:
    Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

  16. missrose12 missrose12
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 6:22pm EDT
    (One Direction in a horror movie)
    Killer: *Calls Zayn* I see you.
    Zayn: Omg, really? Do I look good?
    Killer: ...
    Killer: *Enters in kitchen* What are you doing?
    Niall: Making a sandwich.
    Killer: At a time like this?
    Niall: Theres always time to eat.
    Killer: ...
    Killer: *Opens door room* What the--
    Louis: Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy!?
    Harry: COME BACK TO BED BOOBEAR!
    Killer: ...
    Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* Hey guys! There's a killer in our house! He's trying to kill us! That's not very nice...
    Killer:
    Killer:
    Killer:
    Killer: I need a new hobby.
    1111

  17. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:03pm EDT
    *A nerdy guys phone goes off*
    Jock: who was that, your girlfriend?
    (everyone laughs)
    Nerd: nope, it was yours.
    dead silence.

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:34pm EDT
    Did anybody else
    know that the voice of Plankton is
    also Mr.Sikowitz from Victorious?

  19. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 6:53pm EDT
    "The worst thing a boy could do to a girl? Personally, i think it's to ignore her while she's loving you with all her heart.
    -Liam Payne
    Format credit - EshaEverlasting

  20. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:14pm EDT
    format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.
    Sometimes, when I say, "I'm okay",
    I want someone to hug me tight, look me in the eyes and say,
    "I know you're not"
    "Here are some One Direction tickets."

    nmf./nmq
    format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.

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