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1. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 5:10pm UTC
   I love when I put a quote up, and it gets no faves
   then someone else does the same exact quote and gets a million faves
   [♥] [♥] [♥]
   JK I HATE IT ;)
   -Facebook
   
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2. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2011 2:13pm UTC
   i still love you,
   even after everything you put me through. ♥
   
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3. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2011 4:55pm UTC
   Do I LookLike Calll Of DutyBlack Ops?
   then don't play me
   *all mine*
   
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4. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2011 4:38pm UTC
   I SEE YOU DRIVING ROUND TOWN WITH THE GUY I LOVE AND I'M LIKE,
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5. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 10:16am UTC
   That awkward moment when
   a "that awkward moment" doesn't relate to you...
   
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6. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2011 7:09pm UTC
   Friends will help up when you fall
   ♥
   Best Friends will push you back down and laugh
   
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7. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   My Best Friends are the kinda people who put boxers on their heads :)
   
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8. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 9:26am UTC
   Dear Person "In Love",
   Didnt you say that to me last month, when WE were together?? Huh wierd.
   From, Unloved ;D
   
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9. funkymonkey97
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 11:00am UTC
   Why can't guys be more like Bruno Mars and Christopher Drew??? ♥♥♥
   
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10. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 10:27am UTC
    SCREW BIEBER FEVER!!!!
    ♥♥♥
    I got the Drew Flu ;)
    
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11. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    Anyone else cry when Dubby died?? :'(
    
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12. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 9:57am UTC
    Does anyone else just watch the Super Bowl for the commercials??
    
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13. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    I drop my iPod then my headphones save it's life (:
    
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14. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 8:54pm UTC
    ¿ Any one else find Willow Smith's Song REALLY annoying?
    
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15. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 8:42pm UTC
    Posting directly to wall is off
    Allow this app to post to your wall without extra confirmation?
    YesNo
    Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying and headed home. O.O
    
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16. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    Posting directly to wall is off
    Allow this app to post to your wall without extra confirmation?
    YesNo
    *Teacher gives out goldfish crackers*
    Elementary-Yay! -eats-
    Middle-Ok I guess...
    High- *pretends to be shark* Run little fishies! *CHOMP* *MUNCH* *SWALLOW*
    
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17. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 8:35pm UTC
    CoD Black Ops will cause over 70% of guy's Facebook statuses to go from being "In a Relationship" to "Single".
    
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18. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    "Send failed would you like to retry?"
    Well obviously... -_-
    
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19. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    Didn't our fathers teach us anything??
    Never give our hearts away to a boy, cause sooner or later they are gonna break it, && that'll be one more person our dads' will have to bury.
    
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20. funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 6:59pm UTC
    Russian: Ya lyubiyu tebya
    German: Ich lebe dich
    Norwegian: jeg elsker deg
    French: Je t'aime
    Swedish: Jag alskar dig
    Slovak: Milujem ta
    Spanish: Te amo
    Chinese:Ngo oiy ney a
    Italian: Ti volgio bene
    English: I Love You <3
    
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