fruitloopxxxo3

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fruitloopxxxo3
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January 16, 2010 6:09pm UTC

Today, I realized that 90 people got the swine flu, and everyone wanted to wear masks. Millions of people have AIDS, and no one wants to wear a condom.

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fruitloopxxxo3
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January 16, 2010 6:04pm UTC

did you konw that "bright" means hell in german!?
well, in that case i hope you have a very bright day!

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August 11, 2009 8:34pm UTC

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fruitloopxxxo3
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June 11, 2009 9:26pm UTC

summer

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fruitloopxxxo3
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May 12, 2009 8:02pm UTC

If humans were fruit
we would all be rotten..

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May 3, 2009 1:09pm UTC

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fruitloopxxxo3
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April 15, 2009 6:39pm UTC

VITAMIN WATER
is AMAZING!
Who agrees?

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fruitloopxxxo3
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April 15, 2009 6:33pm UTC

wouldn't it be great if your brother/sister would just disapear?
no more:
watching you like a hawk just so they can tell on you when you....swear....do something you were told not to....anything wrong!
no more:
listening to her/him blast there annoying musicc
orr....
hogging everythingg....the computer especially!!
that would be the best day of my lifee!
IN MY DREAMS!

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fruitloopxxxo3
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April 13, 2009 12:22pm UTC

^
( * )-
~( )
^ ^
This is my imaginary friend Steve!
Hes pretty cool!

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fruitloopxxxo3
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April 12, 2009 7:12pm UTC

( * )>
(__>_)
RuBbEr DuCkY yOuR tHe OnE
tHe OnE tHaT mAkEs My BaTh TiMe FuN!

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fruitloopxxxo3
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April 12, 2009 6:57pm UTC

I'm never wrong.
I once thought I was wrong,
turns out, I was mistaken.

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fruitloopxxxo3
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April 12, 2009 6:52pm UTC

I love RAINBOW and I'm not gay!

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fruitloopxxxo3
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March 23, 2009 10:57am UTC

Subject: How to call the police
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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fruitloopxxxo3
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March 19, 2009 4:03pm UTC

Sammie♥
^ thank

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fruitloopxxxo3
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March 17, 2009 7:12pm UTC

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fruitloopxxxo3
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March 17, 2009 7:05pm UTC

SAMMIExxxx

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fruitloopxxxo3
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March 15, 2009 10:56am UTC

__ . .__
( \/ )
( ^ )
Butterfly!!!!

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March 14, 2009 9:21am UTC

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fruitloopxxxo3
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March 2, 2009 6:39pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)
^not mine just thought it was funny!