Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend! Friend: Well you know good things come to those who wait. Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!! Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: THAT is why you're single.
happiest* posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled
capsized* posted a quote
September 20, 2014 12:13am UTC
boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen