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  1. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 4:31pm UTC
    Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend!
    Friend: Well you know good things come to those who wait.
    Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: THAT is why you're single.

  2. 3milyMerritt 3milyMerritt
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    I AM THE OPPOSITE OF AMNESIA
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. iPrincessLana iPrincessLana
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    Let the rain wash away
    All the pain of yesterday

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    Wear shirt two times: Dirty
    Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    quick personality test:
    say "hey now" in a group of people and see if they respond with "you're an allstar" or "this is what dreams are made of"

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

  8. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 4:19pm UTC

    I ' d r a t h e r h a v e
    one
    s u n f l o w e r f r o m
    you
    t h a n a m i l l i o n
    roses from any other boy

  9. Emina1 Emina1
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    The sensation that you're screaming,
    but you never make a sound,
    or the feeling that you're falling,
    but you never it the ground.

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 12:00am UTC
    Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 12:06am UTC
    in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 12:13am UTC
    boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen

  14. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    When
    someone
    says
    something
    stupid.

  15. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 12:59am UTC
    Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed?
    Me neither.

  16. Bravo Bravo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 12:12pm UTC
    I'm lying awake just to convince myself,
    this wasn't just a dream

  17. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    lets just appreciate this

  18. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Beiber. That poor girl.

  19. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social networking, not a diary.

  20. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 1:46am UTC
    Who needs sleep when you have Witty and Wattpad?

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