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  1. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 12:20pm UTC
    A friend's eye is a good mirror.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 5:15pm UTC
    kaitlyn: i wish i had the same problems as you guys.
    kaitlyn: madi's problems are that boys she hasn't talked to break up with their girlfriends for her.
    kaitlyn: emily's problems are that her eyelashes are so long they touch her eyebrows and her hair gets caught in them.
    kaitlyn: haleigh's problems are that she gets yelled at for showing her stomach in school or is told her shorts are too short.
    kaitlyn: my only problem is that netflix doesn't work sometimes.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    “Black is not sad. Bright colors are what depresses me. They're so... empty. Black is poetic. How do you imagine a poet? In a bright yellow jacket? Probably not.

  5. imthebest1234 imthebest1234
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    "You're the best thing
    that ever happened to me.
    I'm sorry I was the worst thing
    that ever happened to you."

  6. IAmAUnicorn IAmAUnicorn
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 8:08am UTC
    Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read this -- lol just kidding. If you were busy you wouldn't be on Witty.

  7. justkidding* justkidding*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Find out what went wrong, without balming eachother..♥

  8. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 1:54am UTC
    I hate when I start liking someone
    Because then I start expecting things out of them.

  9. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 1:56am UTC
    Be the kind of woman
    That when your feet hit the floor
    Each morning
    The Devil says
    "Oh crap.. She's up."

  10. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 1:58am UTC
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
    -Muhammad Ali

  11. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:34am UTC
    If you don't have anything nice to say..
    Say it anyways.
    That b.itch needs to hear the truth.

  12. Caitlyn* Caitlyn*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 11:20pm UTC
    "Be careful" they whispered. But she had already fallen for him.

  13. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 1:46am UTC
    Just promise me, you'll always be a friend'Cause you are the only one

  14. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 11:42am UTC
    we both fall asleep under
    -neath the same sky, to the beat of
    hearts at the same time, so close but
    so far away.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    you don't like the word breast???
    ok we're having chicken boobs for dinner

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 6:59pm UTC
    petition for there to be a
    high school musical reunion

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    the most important thing i’ve learnt
    in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    today i burned my tongue on a
    piece of pizza and i think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    do you ever develop the dumbest crush
    on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    erection and election are spelled
    almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

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