So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can,how does it go?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitaing.
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha Ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us.
F**k it, let's all stand up.
-The Real Slim Shady by Emeinem