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  1. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    that quick exit you do from the public toilets when the person before you forgot to flush

  2. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    so if you search "Witty Profiles" on The Urban Dictionary you get this:
    Witty Profiles can be extremely addicting. Obsession will occur. School work will be put off until every single quote on the top quotes list is read. Witty Profiles will know more about you than your friends and family do, and you will pour every single thought into your quotes. You will always keep a notepad or something to record your quotes in so you don't forget them. Witty Profiles will pretty much be your LIFE.
    They got that right <3

  3. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    True Wittians never leave
    they just take an extended break

  5. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    oh so on the mobile witty the catagory 'vent' is still there?

  6. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    for freaking sake i know what YOLO means!

  7. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    most peoples cure for sadness: listen to their fave music
    my cure for sadness: watch jenna marbles

  8. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    and i still dont get how "may the odds be ever in your favour" makes sense

  9. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:20am UTC
    and we all were told
    complete rubbish about "how children are made"

  10. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:07am UTC
    Random Survey
    Time started: 12:47 UK time
    Gender: Female
    Birthday: July 24
    Siblings: 2 sister
    Eye color: Dark Brown
    Shoe size: 5
    Height: 4"11
    What are you wearing: sweatpants, baggy top (LAZY!)
    Where do you live: UK
    Righty or lefty: Right.
    Who are your closest friend(s): Oh, all of them.
    Best place for a date?: cinema
    Fave Number: 49
    Fave Boys Name: Johnny
    Fave Girls Name: Hope
    Fave Sport: Hockey
    Fave Month: July.
    Favorite movies: ANY DISNEY!
    Juice: Orange?
    Breakfast food: toasted bagel
    Favorite cartoon character: scooby doo?
    Given anyone a bath: nope
    Smoked: Naah.
    Made yourself throw-up: Yeah
    Gone skinny dipping: Nope.
    Eaten a dog: no ew!!!!
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: nope
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Well like my family
    Broken a bone?: arm when i was 3, toe and sprained my wrist
    Played truth or dare: Yeaaahhhhh
    Been in a physical fight: yeah with my sister :/
    Been in a police car: nope
    Been on a plane: Yeaaah
    Come close to dying: nope
    Been in a hot tub: nope
    Cried when someone died: ye...
    Fell off your chair: ye from swinging
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: NOOPPEE.
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: nope
    Saved e-mails: yeeaah.
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Noopee.
    Made out with JUST a friend?: Nooppe
    Used someone: never
    Whats your good luck charm?: a little felt rabbit made to replicate my pet
    Best song you ever heard: idk....too many
    What's your bedroom like: pale, normal, ok
    Last thing you said: "ye"
    What is beside you?: mobile
    Last thing you ate: sweets
    What kind of shampoo do you use: Aussie and Naked
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: just been able to spend more time with my friends, get to know some people better
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: fights with my family
    Chicken pox: had 'em
    Sore Throat: ye
    Stitches: nope
    Broken nose: Nah.
    Do you believe in love at first sight?: em...dont really know
    Like school: its ok
    What schools have you gone to: stalker.
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: NO FKIN WAY!
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: my really good friends (you should know who u are), my family (if i have to go threw it so do u!) and michael mcintyre (make us laugh, what a lej!)
    Who was the last person that called you: my dad....
    What makes you laugh the most?: recently been Daisy (love chuui) but whoever i been with lately
    What makes you smile?: anyone :/
    Last person you yelled at: My sister
    Last person that told you they love you: mum
    Is your loudest friend: Daisy by far! oh and Rebecca! love them all though.
    Do you like filling these out?: there alright
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: nah
    Do you like yourself: em...sometimes
    Do you get along with your family: sometimes
    Stolen anything over $50: Noooooope.
    What are you listening to right now?: olympics commentary
    Got any awards: em...ye i guess
    What car do you wish to have: oh em an old mini :)
    Where do you want to get married: where ever aslong as he is happy
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: most things
    Good driver: I hope...dont know
    Good singer: no!
    Have a lava lamp: nope
    How many remote controls are in your house: idk i dont count them! lol
    Double jointed: naah
    What do you dream about: random rubbish lol.
    time you showered: today bbout 30 mins ago
    Last time you took a bath: oh a few days (shower every day)
    Scary or happy movies: happy
    Chocolate or white chocolate: BOTH!
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: BOTH AGAIN!
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
    Summer or winter: Summer.
    Silver or Gold: idk both?
    Diamond or pearl: pearls ;)
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset.
    Sprite or 7up: 7up
    Cats or dogs: RABBITS AND GUINEA PIGS!
    Coffee or tea: Tea
    Phone or in person: depends
    Indoor or outdoor: Outdoor.
    End Time: 13:06

  11. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 7:46am UTC
    THOSE JOKE THAT ARE JUST NOT FUNNY AND LEAD TO THOSE AWKWARD SILENCES

  12. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 7:34am UTC
    when you
    FAVE A QUOTE THAT WILL "BLOW UP" YOUR NOTIFICATIONS, FORGET YOU DID THAT AND THEN THE NEXT TIME YOU COME ON YOU HAVE 150 NOTIFICATIONS.... THEN YOU SEE THEY ARE FROM THE SAME PERSON AND THINK "STALKER ALERT!"

  13. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:07am UTC
    && what would we do if
    we couldn't delete our computer history

  14. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:47am UTC
    Ohana
    means
    family and
    family
    means nobody
    gets left
    BEHIND
    or forgotten

  15. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:09am UTC
    Faving your own quote
    is like high-fiving yourself in the street
    .

  16. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    When you get given a kids menu and your like "SERIOUSLY!!!!"

  17. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Plot Twist: One Direction aren't the centre of attention.

  18. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:43am UTC
    "Listen to me. The human world is a mess.
    ~Sebastian, The Little Mermaid~

  19. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:40am UTC
    "Don't think, and don't worry. If the time comes you'll know what to do."
    ~Mrs Incredible~

  20. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:45am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    when i have my
    headphones on
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!

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