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dunner*
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August 15, 2014 7:42pm UTC

That few minutes of gymnastics because you're trying to remove really tight jeans.

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dunner*
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August 4, 2014 5:35am UTC

I think it's funny how we are forced to make decisions out of nowhere about our future's when we still don't know what the f*ck to do now.

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dunner*
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July 30, 2014 2:41am UTC

Me: *starts dancing*
Person 1: What is she doing?
Person 2: Some sort of sacrificial ritual of sorts we best look away.

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dunner*
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July 28, 2014 6:54pm UTC

Random bar guy: Hey, did you fall out of heaven?
Robin: Yeah, 12 years ago when that pickup line died.

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dunner*
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July 28, 2014 6:53pm UTC

I don't care what kind of man you think you are or pretend to be. But when the first couple minutes of Up starts playing you bawl your eyes out in a fetal position and hug whatever soft being is nearest to you.

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dunner*
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July 23, 2014 7:12am UTC

So many people to prove wrong, so little time.

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dunner*
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July 23, 2014 7:11am UTC

I'll keep the memories keep your distance.

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dunner*
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July 23, 2014 7:07am UTC

Some days you realize you're not as grown up as you thought you were. And maybe holding on to childhood is the sanity you don't want to let go of .

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dunner*
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July 15, 2014 6:34am UTC

*Riding in a friend's car listening to 5 seconds of summer while belting out lyrics*
Friend 1: You look so perfect standing there!
Friend 2: In my Americ-
Friend 3: AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR!!!!
Friend's dad: Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
Four of us: Ummm uh
Me: *in my head* sh-t sh-t sh-t
Friend 1: Umm it's about how even though this girl wears some hideous looking clothes because come on american apparel.. umm she still looks awesome and that no matter what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy just wants to tell her that. The moral of the story is that no matter what girls wear they are still absolutely perfect even with their flaws or bad under garment choices and any guy would fall in love with her despite that.
Four of us: AMEN! Amen to that!
And that is the story of how we dodged an awkward interrogation and/or a ban from listening to our music from friend's dad.

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dunner*
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July 13, 2014 6:15pm UTC

Sometimes I just spend my life worrying about the really important things.
Like learning how to whiste.
You know, stuff like that.

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dunner*
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July 10, 2014 9:04pm UTC

“Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.”

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dunner*
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July 10, 2014 8:55pm UTC

"It's hard, the world is cursed but still we find reasons to keep living."

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dunner*
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July 10, 2014 1:56am UTC

So what if I'm slightly (okay maybe a little more) neurotic?
Somebody's got to keep things interesting.

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dunner*
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July 4, 2014 10:16pm UTC

Have you ever said something insanely deep at the exact right time or just posted something deep somewhere and you remember it one day and you go, "Not bad self. I don't know how the heck that came out of you but not bad" and you proceed to pat yourself in the back?
(wait does that even need a question mark?)

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dunner*
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July 3, 2014 7:59pm UTC

Have you ever left your hometown? Like went out and saw things in a whole other world maybe even if its just a city away. You experience so much new people, places, new life. Then you go back home and you realize your life was too small in comparison to that big world.

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dunner*
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July 2, 2014 7:32pm UTC

I just want to have an insane fun summer.

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dunner*
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May 27, 2014 4:25am UTC

I think it's funny how pale girls with sunshine colored hair want to have sun kissed skin and raven colored hair and girls who don't have to tiptoe in a crowd of people want to be the girls who crane their necks for a good view and vice versa. I guess we all just envy the things we aren't.

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dunner*
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May 25, 2014 3:15am UTC

Me and a guy were sitting after school when we see a fellow Asian classmate sashay by.
Him: *referring to girl that walked by* She reminds me of a blonde.
Me: *amused* Okay why?
Him: Well she's a cheerleader, she's annoyingly cheerful and smiley, and she's incredibly stupid.
Me: Wait what?!
Him: She's dumb as fck. *stares at me to challenge his logic*

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dunner*
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May 25, 2014 3:04am UTC

I think cussing is an ingenious beautiful way to describe every emotion I have ever felt in my life.
(So don't expect me to tone it down in my posts anytime soon. *cough* fck *cough*)

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dunner*
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May 21, 2014 6:54am UTC

Person: Wow you are so skinny *lifts up arm to emphasize its patheticness*
Same Person Next Day: You are SOO fat!
WELL MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND

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