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  1. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 11:53pm UTC
    "Men's greatest weakness is their facade of strength.
    Women's greatest strength is their facade of weakness."

  2. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2014 11:36pm UTC
    I got my fingers laced together
    And I've made a little prison
    And I'm marking up everyone
    Whose. Ever. Laid. A. Finger. On. Me.

  3. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 7:14am UTC
    Tour guide: Our artifacts show the lives of a strong, resilient, ancient people that will be remembered.
    In your generations terms I'll put it this way.
    Your trends show that there are new people that will be remembered:
    J.K. Rowling for writing a beloved world of wizards.
    Usain Bolt for being the fastest man alive.
    Obama for being the first black president of the USA.
    Lady Gaga for her most creative outfits.
    And Lindsay Lohan for making the stupidest of decisions.

  4. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 3:36am UTC
    Sometimes you look around at all the faces that surround you and
    one face stays with you.
    You ponder about that face for awhile.
    You think to yourself,
    "That guy looks like a Greg."
    And you nod to yourself satisfied.

  5. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 3:25am UTC
    That moment when you and a person who mostly disagrees with you collide forces and hate on that one @sshat.
    It's something beautiful.

  6. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 1:59am UTC
    When the party is lame because of the lack of alcohol.
    Y'all. Need. Jesus.
    (did ya get it did ya get it)

  7. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:18am UTC
    Please tell us no wait assert how "unique" and "different" you are while we're all struggling to find some tiny piece of sanity amidst your self indulgence.
    Seriously.
    It's not like we have anything better to do.
    (seething sarcasm)

  8. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:10am UTC
    It's messed up how we glorify the truly damaged.
    They need help not an encouragement to hurt themselves.

  9. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 7:11am UTC
    Sometimes you look at a person and you think their drop dead gorgeous but after awhile they start to get look normal or just plain ugly. Other times you meet someone that you think is meh and then after awhile you wonder why you haven't noticed such a fine looking creature in your life.

  10. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 8:19am UTC
    That moment when your friends try to act all calm, professional, and collected around other people when you know that deep down they're a whole bowl of crazy.

  11. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 1:30am UTC
    I would like to thank the adults that don't do anything at all for anyone, look out only for themselves, and hurt other people because they can. I would clap but it's kinda hard with both my hands holding up the finger.
    Hahaha f*ck you.

  12. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 1:26am UTC
    Dont f*ck with my love
    That heart is so cold
    All over my arm
    I dont want to know that babe.

  13. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 6:30am UTC
    Each dream we have is given a reality eventually.

  14. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 8:02am UTC
    I appreciate people who can communicate in the most profound intellectual way that makes you think and in turn I want to express how much gratitude and appreciation I have for that so I think of something inspirational or as eloquent as what they just said.
    1000% of the time I just end up saying something along the lines of,
    "Woah, that's like so deep bruh."

  15. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    I believe the dark, the dangerous, and the damaged are beautiful.

  16. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 8:13am UTC
    She read him her stories about faraway lands while he stayed in the present falling in love with her voice.

  17. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 6:19am UTC
    So one of my classmates started calling his girlfriend (or shoud i say ex now?) a conniving succubus (s at the end must be pronounced elongated and with the feeling of hatred.) Welp I guess that ended badly.

  18. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 2:41am UTC
    Oh please elaborate on how you're so much better than me because of your music taste.

  19. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 6:59am UTC
    I know my singing skills are horrible but a Disney song is coming up. You better settle down and cover your earss because sure as heck,
    I'm belting this motherf*cker.

  20. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 6:57am UTC
    To the pretentious fellow that takes every single little thing into offense. Yeah, you know who you are.
    CALM. THE. F*CK. DOWN.
    Christ we're just talking about topperware don't need to go all ballistic.

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