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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2016 2:38pm UTC
    Love others so radically
    they wonder why.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2015 4:30am UTC
    I AM NOSTALGIC
    BUT I AM ALSO STRONG

  4. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2015 1:22pm UTC
    I lie awake every night thinking about the future and it fücking scares me because I don't know where my life is heading

  5. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2015 4:03am UTC
    good things happen when you distance yourself from the negative shït

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2015 2:15pm UTC
    I like how teenage girls are labeled as themost dramatic group of people, but have youever seen a grown man's reaction to beingtold "no"?

  7. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 8:50am UTC
    Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort.

  8. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 9:26am UTC
    If you look up "charming" in the dictionary, you'll see that it not only has references to strong attraction, but to spells and magic. Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?

  9. The_Bass_and_Drums_xx The_Bass_and_Drums_xx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 10:36am UTC
    Shrek: You know, it may be hard to believe what with my obvious charm and good looks, but people used to think that I was a monster. And for a long time, I believed them.
    *Artie looks up at Shrek*
    Shrek: But after awhile, you learn to ignore the names that people call you and you just trust who you are.
    ~ Shrek the Third

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 5:22pm UTC
    You're just as sane as I am.
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com

  11. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2015 3:54am UTC
    Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot,
    humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and
    patient, great at fixing things around the house and is
    not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are
    the only girl in the world and watches you while are you
    applying your make up while listening to every word
    you say.. Then, please be assured that the weed you
    have just smoked is of super quality.

  12. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2015 9:36pm UTC
    Just beacuse I don't wear my heart on my sleeve
    does not mean it beats any softer than yours

  13. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 11:19am UTC
    Have you ever been so over tired that everything automatically becomes funny and you can't help but act like a crazy person?

  14. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    Holy hell

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 4:10pm UTC
    Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else and

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    Am I the only one who writes fanfiction in their head when they’re trying to sleep?

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    what are the best pants to get drunk in?
    high WASTED

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shît

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    Dont ignore me when im mumbling to you
     

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