Shrek: You know, it may be hard to believe what with my obvious charm and good looks, but people used to think that I was a monster. And for a long time, I believed them. *Artie looks up at Shrek* Shrek: But after awhile, you learn to ignore the names that people call you and you just trust who you are. ~ Shrek the Third
Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you while are you applying your make up while listening to every word you say.. Then, please be assured that the weed you have just smoked is of super quality.
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else and
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shît