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1. fozzle
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   February 22, 2014 4:22am UTC
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2. fozzle
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   February 22, 2014 4:20am UTC
   Welcome To The New Age.
   -Imagine Dragons
   
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3. fozzle
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   February 22, 2014 4:12am UTC
   Dont Break Me Down I've Been Trying To Long I've Been Trying To Hard With One Pretty Song.
   ~Lana Del Rey
   
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4. fozzle
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   February 22, 2014 3:59am UTC
   Everytime I Close My Eyes It Like A Dark Paradise No One Compares To You Im Scared That You Wont Be Waiting On The Other Side.
   
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5. fozzle
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   February 21, 2014 9:59pm UTC
   “Don't criticize what you can't understand.”
   ― Bob Dylan
   
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6. fozzle
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   February 21, 2014 9:52pm UTC
   There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 am and you're home alone.
   
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7. fozzle
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   February 21, 2014 9:49pm UTC
   In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear to god I've closed more doors than I've opened.
   
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8. fozzle
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   February 21, 2014 9:46pm UTC
   Being the first to respond to a fatal car accident is always the most traumatic thing I see as a police officer. But today, when the crushed body of the little dead child boy strapped in his car seat opened his eyes and giggled at me when I tried to peel him out of the wreckage, I immediately knew that today would be my last day on the force.
   
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9. fozzle
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   February 21, 2014 9:43pm UTC
   Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling.
   
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10. fozzle
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    February 21, 2014 9:41pm UTC
    After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.
    
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11. fozzle
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    February 21, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    As Her Long Rotten Finger Nails Pushed Into My Chest, The Last Thing I Saw Was My Clock Flashing 12:07.
    I Woke Up Releaved It was Just A Dream, But As I Saw My Clock Strike 12:06 My Wardrobe Door Crept Open.
    
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12. fozzle
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    February 21, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.
    
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13. fozzle
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    February 21, 2014 9:13pm UTC
    I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
    
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14. fozzle
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    February 21, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    Blame It On My A.D.D Baby
    
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15. fozzle
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    February 21, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    The Best Of Us Can Find Happiness In Misery.
    
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