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  1. crazyclaire crazyclaire
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    he may not be the brightest crayon in the box,
    but he's my favorite color.

  2. meganstock meganstock
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    H i m ♥
    face it.
    you just thought of someone.
    some of you are lucky enough to already have him.
    those who don't;
    never give up on him.

    not my format

  3. AreocrombieXx1 AreocrombieXx1
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
    Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman?
    Boy: *smiles* no,
    Y o u r m a n.

  4. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 7:31am UTC
    Drama, Lies.
    Gossip, Tears.
    welcome to
    the teenage years.♥

  5. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 2:12am UTC
    that moment of shame
    w h e n a n a u t o m a t i c d o o r
    d o e s n ' t o p e n f o r y o u

  6. supernova8642 supernova8642
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 11:42am UTC
    When I'm at home,
    sick,
    I always wonder if people notice when I'm gone.

  7. Turtles7chick Turtles7chick
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    Nemo, such a rebel;
    he touched the butt.

  8. chelsealovesyou chelsealovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 2:03am UTC
    men are the
    best cooks
    -->Because with 2 eggs, 1 sausage & a little bit of milk, they can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months.
    -not my format-

  10. Kirstyx33 Kirstyx33
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 1:48am UTC
    'I hate my mother'
    long but worth reading.
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥
    -newspaper story

  11. iiheartBrighton iiheartBrighton
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 1:43pm UTC
    µ

    "A photo can say a thousand things,but it can't say the million things I wanna say.
    A photo can capture the way we were,but it can't capture the way we are."
    Photo - Ryan Cabrera

  12. __sunshine __sunshine
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:58am UTC
    beauty
    without
    INTELLIGENCE
    is a masterpiece WRITTEN ON A NAPKIN /////////

  13. madelineandie madelineandie
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 4:34pm UTC
     
    Some day everything will make perfect sense.
    so for now laugh at the confusion,
    smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a
    reason.

    notmyformat

  14. Dare2Request Dare2Request
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:48am UTC
    Layout Tutorial!
    Okay, so many people have been asking me how to make a layout.
    So here's a tutorial.
    If you have any problems or are confused. Just tell me.
    (The color of the word means that's that part of the code)
    This is the code for the layout:
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 205px; left: 0px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    </div>
    1. This is the code that you use for the basic outline and background of your layout.
    You can change the width, height, and the background.
    *You can find a background at photobucket.com or tinypic.com. But make sure you use the DIRECT LINK or the LINK FOR LAYOUTS*
    *Or you can use any program that let's you edit pictures and then upload it to one of the above websites.*
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    Stuff Goes in Here.
    </div>
    2.This is the scroll box.
    You can change the location, width, height, text alignment, and color.
    *There are more things to do, like borders, but I'm just doing the basics.*
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 245px; left: 50px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name And Text Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    **You can also copy and paste this to make more than one scroll box.**
    3. Put the code together,
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 205px; left: 0px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    </div>
    And there's your layout.

  15. sarahbearah5 sarahbearah5
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    formatcredit:jssx623
    and he said:
    ///////////////// Him: I can only go out with one girl. My mom told me.
    Me: Thinking sh●t he's not going to aask me out* Oh cool.
    Him: And I was hoping that one girl could be you.
    Me: * smile on steriods* Awww <3 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  16. jennabo jennabo
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    my mom has never watched spongebob.
    seriously, i don't know whats wrong with her.
    BUT
    if this gets 200 favs she will
    *seriously not doing this for favs, its legit*

  17. Kayleemarie Kayleemarie
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 7:41am UTC
    SpongeBob:
    What Do You Usually Do When I'm Gone ?
    Patrick:
    Wait For You To Come Back.
    That's true friendship right there.

  18. jennabo jennabo
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Favorite if you and your
    bestfriend.
    Can say the -->smallest thing;
    start [[dying]] laughing &&
    nobody. knows. why.
    not my format.

  19. musiclover1220 musiclover1220
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Im no
    Beauty queen
    im just beautiful
    me.

    notmyformat

  20. Baybayx43 Baybayx43
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    "If you want to be the best, you must ...lose...your...mind."

:)

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