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  1. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Liking An Un-Attractive Guy
    Because Of His personality, not his look.

    But then of course, getting crap from yourfriends : (

  2. ohemgeeitsfrilldawg ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    no wonder why
    rebecca black
    didn't take the bus.
    she would of had a
    panic attack
    with all the seating options.

  3. alexxoxo101 alexxoxo101
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 1:01am UTC
    long but worth reading.
    Wanna play a game?
    What game?
    I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days
    and you will be my boyfriend.
    That's a great plan, in fact, I don't have anything to do
    much for the following few weeks.
    DAY 1:
    They watch their first movie
    and they both are touched by the romantic film.
    DAY 4:
    They went go to the beach and have a picnic. Derick and Lily have their quality time together.
    DAY 12:
    Derick invited Lily to a circus and they ride through a Horror House.
    Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand but she actually touched someone else's hand they both laughed.
    DAY 15:
    They saw a fortune teller down the road, and they asked for their future advice.
    The fortune teller said:
    "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life, spend the rest of your time together, happily." Then tears flowed out from the teller's eyes.
    DAY 20:
    Lily invited Derick to go to the hill
    and they saw a meteor; Lily mumbled something.
    DAY 28:
    They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident.
    DAY 29:
    11:37 pm:
    Lily and Derick sat in the park where they first decided to play this game.
    I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go down the road.
    An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.
    Wait for me.
    20 minutes later
    A stranger approached Lily
    Are you a friend of Derick?
    Yes, why? What happened?
    A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick, and he is in critical condition in the hospital.
    11:57 pm:
    The doctor walked out of the emergency room; he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter.
    We found this in Derick's pocket.
    Lily reads the letter and it says:
    Lily, These past few weeks, I realized you are a really cute girl, and I am really falling for you-your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game. Before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.
    I love you, Lily.
    Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted:
    "Derick! I don't want you to die-
    I love you; remember that night when we saw a meteor and I mumbled something. I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and that we would never have to end this game. Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you! You can't do this to me!"
    Then the clock strikes 12...
    Derick's heart stopped pumping...
    It was the 30th day.

  4. Ibetyoudidntknow Ibetyoudidntknow
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 9:42am UTC
    Here's a
    ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )
    for that
    broken heart

  5. x0kelsey21x0o x0kelsey21x0o
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    Am I the only one,
    _who types the_
    _Lyrics into google_
    To get the name
    of the song ? :)♥
    not my format

  6. ninjalove9 ninjalove9
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 8:04am UTC
    And, I thought he liked me, I believed in something that never was. I lived in my own fantasy and maybe to him I was just another person in his life. I read too much into it and now I'm paying for it with heartbreak and tears.

  7. flowersky flowersky
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 1:37am UTC
    30 Day Challenge
    Day 2: Your Crush
    Mr. Unknown
    We grew up together, you laughing with me at my brothers.
    "Now I only see you occasionally, but every glance makes me beam with smiles, because every time I see you, it brings back fond memories of what we once were,"
    sometimes I think of scenarios where we bump into each other ten years later and we fall madly in love from there and grow old together
    Can't wait for you to bump into me!

  8. fearless24 fearless24
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 5:33am UTC
    Who else remembers...
    "I don't want another pretty face;
    I don't want just anyone to hold.
    I don't want my love to go to waste.
    I want you and your beautiful soul..."
    Or is it just me?

  9. he_likes_me_not_97 he_likes_me_not_97
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    When I was little
    I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed
    No w
    I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.

  10. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 12:59am UTC
    ''Oh crap, is that ____?''

  11. Baileyboy Baileyboy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 4:39am UTC
    Remember eat your school
    Stay in drugs
    & don't do vegetables

  12. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    Looks like someone's on
    his man period today.

  13. PERSON123 PERSON123
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    sliding across the floor in socks<3
    'nuff said(;

  14. irockskinnies206 irockskinnies206
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    I'm a witty boy

  15. holdergirl13 holdergirl13
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    I know that she barely knows me
    I'm not faking love with he r.
    It's like I'm singing Kareoke
    A n d I f o r g o t t h e s e c o n d v e r s e
    But i can make up my own words
    By: A Rocket to the Moon

  16. LiveTheDream LiveTheDream
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    Ohh Dang!
    Lets Bang!

  17. ashleynicole10 ashleynicole10
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 9:14am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. lexiigirlx3 lexiigirlx3
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    we were all playing
    truth or dare, and me
    & my ex got dared to kiss.
    So we did, and he then
    texted me saying that
    brought back good
    m e m o r i e s (:

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. crazyclaire crazyclaire
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Being Single
    Doesn't mean no one
    wants you.
    It means
    god is busy writing
    your love story

    not my format


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