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Zorox
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August 24, 2014 4:35pm UTC

She's dancing with strangers, she's falling apart.

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Crazy girl*
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July 26, 2014 2:21pm UTC

why the f*ck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses

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Crazy girl*
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July 26, 2014 2:18pm UTC

I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination &bruises from playing outside, instead of apps &how many likes you get on a picture.

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yourcool
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May 12, 2014 6:40pm UTC

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
One’s
Car wouldn’t start.
One couldn’t
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

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yourcool
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May 12, 2014 6:42pm UTC

whenever my mom criticizes me
i yell "it's probably genetic" and run out of the room as fast as i can

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yourcool
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March 10, 2014 1:23am UTC

i hate when i lose things at school
like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC

What's the difference between me and a calendar?A calendar has dates

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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December 2, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Gets compliment from Attractive Person : I like your name.
Me : Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
That is why I'm single folks.

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BravoSierra
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December 2, 2013 4:30pm UTC

I didnt get to the gym today,
but the cashier's name at McDonald's was Jim so that's pretty much the same thing.

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yourcool
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November 20, 2013 6:18am UTC

Me in the morning:
There is no life without water.
Because without water there is no coffee.
And without coffee I’ll kill you all, you motherfckers.

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Boys fall for me♥
because I trip them..

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BlackButterflies
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October 17, 2013 1:37am UTC

yesterday in science my teacher walked past just as i was discussing how quickly acid would dissolve a human body (shhh i'm a writer i know things) and he gave me a really weird look but then i said "okay i swear i'm not a serial killer" and he laughed and said ok
(i feel like now is the time to mention that i am doing an art project that
involves a lot of still lifes with skulls etc.)
today, i walked around a corner and he was there.
i was holding a cow's skull, a sheep's skull, two leg bones, a section of a spine, five feet of rope and a length of chain.
good god.

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BlackButterflies
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October 17, 2013 1:45am UTC

this one time a dude at school came up to me and said "hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven" and without missing a beat i replied, "no but i did chip my nailpolish when i crawled my way up from the fiery pits of hell with my army of demons behind me" and he just went really quiet and he hasn't bothered me since

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BlackButterflies
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October 17, 2013 1:41am UTC

my guy tried to open the door for me but he was looking at/talking to me so it took him like 5 tries to actually grab the door handle and when he finally opened it i walked into the damn door frame
we're more coordinated than you.

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