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  1. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    what if you found someone from your school's witty?
    Would you comment on their profile?
    Tell them at school you found it?
    Risk yourself getting found out?
    Just curious, what would you do?

  2. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    friend: But you know the old saying
    friend: "You can't teach a pony new tricks" or whatever
    me:
    friend:
    me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    me: It's "you can't teach an old dog new tricks"
    friend: Oh.
    Oh how I love my friends.

  3. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    friend: It hurts to walk in these shoes because I've got blisters on my feet from my toms
    friend's mom: Why don't you just wear flip flops so they're not rubbing
    friend: I don't like the noise they make
    me:
    friend's mom:
    me: what.
    friend: The 'flip' and 'flop' noise it makes when you walk.
    I plan on wearing flip flops to school on Monday just for her

  4. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    If your biggest concern is a zit
    then I think you need to reconsider your life.
    code credit: LCostello

  5. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    How I prioritize my life:
    Is it going to matter tomorrow?
    how about in a week?
    five months from now?
    No?
    Then who the h.ll cares?

  6. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    So, my mom's weird and when my brothers and I were little
    she would call our armpits 'bird nests' and every time we'd have our arms up she'd tickle us and say 'don't let those eggies fall out' because I don't know she's weird.
    Anyway, in 2nd grade I don't even remember what was going on but my teacher asked 'what's this called?' pointing to her armpit. Me, being the proud second grader I was, I raised my hand and she called on me and I said, 'your bird nest.'
    She was quiet for a long time before callng on someone else who answered 'armpit'
    And that is how I learned what your armpit is called.

  7. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    *My brother telling my mom a story*
    brother: So I walk in
    me: Like what up I got a big c/ck?
    me: Were you so pumped you bought some sh/t from a thrift shop?
    brother:
    brother: You're the second person to do that to me today.

  8. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    " When did the future switch from
    being a promise
    to a threat?"

  9. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    *My brother walks into my room with my cat*
    brother: Elroy (my cat) you're so cute.
    brother: Look there's your mom (pointing at me)
    brother: Wanna go see my mom?
    *Walks into living room*
    brother: There's my mom
    brother: Elroy if I was a cat I'd be gay with you.
    *Walks back into my room*
    me:
    brother: Yes, I'd be gay with Elroy if I was a cat.
    My brother ladies and gentleman.

  10. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Us Wittians,
    See we're all a little f.cked
    But that's okay because it adds character to this anti-social network

  11. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    4/20: Weed day
    4/21 Surprise urine test day

  12. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    4/20
    Hit/er's birthday
    Anniversary of Columbine
    Anniversary of the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill
    Weed Day
    I know it's a day late, but my friend made me a sign telling me this and I love it.

  13. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    We have to email our essays to my english teacher.
    And I may or may not have emailed her a picture of my cat as well.

  14. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    *School calling my mom at work*
    school secretary: Hello, I'm calling about your son
    mom: Okay, what happened?
    school secretary: He's asking if he can go home.
    school secretary: He says he has a 'super awesome' sub in the fridge.
    school secretary: And he wants to go get it and come back during his studyhall
    Okay, my brother isn't normal.

  15. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    *Hoping it'll thunder storm so we can't go outside for track*
    friend: Please let ther be lightning, Santa.
    me: What.
    friend: I pray to Santa.
    me: What? Why?
    friend: I feel like god's got alot of other people to listen too, and there's alot 'of bad kids in the world so Santa's free.
    *Couple minutes later it lightnings*
    friend: Thanks Santa.
    Moral of the story, pray to Santa.

  16. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    I Learn From My Teachers
    But Became from my
    Music
    __ Macklemore

  17. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 12:21am UTC
    Having to say "I respect your opinion" when having an argument on witty
    Because you're worried they'll go postal on you

  18. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    Welcome to Good Burger
    Home of the Good Burger
    May I take your order?

  19. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    I respect those who are
    bullied, abused, picked on,
    who have been through h.ll and back
    because they pick themselves up
    EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

  20. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    There are two means of rfuge from the miseries of life:
    music and cats.
    ~Albert Schweitzer
    Smart man, he must be a wittian

:)

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