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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Sometimes I start doing weird things in front of people
    And then I realize, wait, we're not friends.

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    The nicest people I've ever
    met were covered in
    tattoos and piercings. The
    most judgemental people
    I've met are the ones who
    go to church every Sunday.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    if yahoo answers can't solve your problem then you're in too deep

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    my favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and youre already like yes this pleases me it is mine

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Serving Size: 3 cookies.
    Americans: You mean three boxes?

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive.
    I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention.
    Sort of like a chair.
    Or maybe a lamp

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
    Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
    Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
    Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    September 11, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    how do people do their homework immediately after they get home?
    i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke and i say yes
    like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 12:43am UTC
    last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all like "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were all just like "that's not right" and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen thing from their point of view" that speaks to me.

  17. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:39am UTC
    I found this on tumblr:
    A solider posted this as his status this morning:
    Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
    I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.
    Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

  20. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    She's dancing with strangers, she's falling apart.


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