finding_nemo

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 11:18pm UTC

“
You can track every polarizing issue in this country to religion. Stem cell research, the war in Iraq, the right to die, gay marriage, abortion, evolution, even the death penalty- what's the fault line? That bible
of yours.
”

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 2:39pm UTC

I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, witty.
I'm so sorry to my followers, to the friends I've made, to the people who were reading my crap stories. I'm sorry I left without so much as a warning, or a reason, or anything. It was incredibly rude of me to just stop coming on to this fabulous website for 2 months. Like who does that? I had personal things to tend to, then my life got so hectic that I needed to prioritize my life and Witty moved increasingly down the list. I've popped on witty a couple times and said I'd sign in, I'd finally write an apology but it never happened. In fact I don't even know how many of my followers are active accounts, or how many people even cared that I left. But for the people who did care, I'm sorry- I'm not trying to rationalize me falling off the the face of the internet for a couple months. Ally, Josie, Spencer, you guys are the coolest cats on this website and I'm the biggest b.tch for leaving without telling you guys. Honestly, I don't know how much I'm going to be coming on here. So for you guys who were reading "The Undoing of March" I'm sorry but I don't think it's going to be finished. If enough people want me to continue it I might consider, but let's face it, it wasn't anything special. Also, if I were to continue I don't know when I'd update, even towards the end, I'd update like once a month. I don't want to leave you guys hanging with it. I've had ideas for other stories, but again, I don't think it'd be wise to start writing only to not finish it. I hate to become another person who leaves witty because it is actually a great website. I remember my brother's girlfriend showing it to me back in 2009. Oh the nostalgia. Anyway, I'm so sorry for leaving so abruptly and I don't know the next time I'll be on. It could be tomorrow, next week, or next month. I don't really know. I just thought I owed you guys an explanation. Although I didn't give much of an explaination other than the fact that I was busy. I'm really bad at this and as I'm reading over this I'm realizing how terrible this is. I just want to say, thank you witty for being there for me, it's been swell. And I hope next time I'm not stupid enough to leave for so long.
Stay antisocial,
a girl with a totally unrelated username

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 4:17pm UTC

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Where are my kids who get
snow every winter
BUT THE SECOND IT STARTS SNOWING IN SCHOOL EVERYTHING BECOMES IRRELEVANT AND IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WHITE SH.T BEFORE

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Format chickittylover
❅
In chemistry we were using Bunsen burners when one of my lab partners says
"Wow this fire makes me want to roast something. Maybe chestnuts."
Then another one said "Is Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
and that's what got me in the Christmas mood

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 6:22pm UTC

watch out for the quiet ones.
I would know.
I'm a quiet one.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 9:20pm UTC

I hate when your
Birthday's coming up
& people say "Oh I'll get you a present, what do you want?" like I know you're not going to get me anything. Stop pretending. & I hate having a birthday on a school day and a bunch of people wish me a happy birthday by hearing other people say it. Like please stop, I know you don't care that today's my birthday. It's no different than yesterday, or tomorrow.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Seriously though
How did people once do homework without the internet

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finding_nemo
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September 3, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Every year at my school the incoming freshman boys go to the varsity field hockey team and gives the prettiest girl a flower and the ugliest girl a stick or rock. (The tradition is something along those lines) It's a horrible tradition I know, but the cross country coaches turn a blind eye to it.
But this year, one of the captains sent out a group text saying she's bringing water balloons to throw at them if they do it this year.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 7:01pm UTC

you don't realize how sh.tty a friend you are
until it's your friend's birthday
+& you have no idea what to get them

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles.
Where our quotes aren't always funny and original, but our tags are

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 8:36pm UTC

In school I'm the quiet girl.
I don't really talk to anyone other than my 2 best friends and everyone knows that. So, last year in Global, I made a joke and like 2 people laughed. Everyone one else was like "Was that Kristen?" "Did she just say that?" "Did she mean to say that out loud?" & yeah after that I didn't make anymore jokes, I didn't want to freak anyone out by showing them I have a sense of humor or something.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Me when I was 12: Hears the word pen.is- *giggles*
12 year olds now: Hears the word pen.is- *doesn't giggle*
12 year olds now: *chokes because there's one in her mouth*

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I was in a radioshack with my brother while snapchatting my friend
& I thought I'd just take a picture of the cashier while he was cashing us out because, I don't know I was bored. it was going great until the flash went off

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 8:09pm UTC

it's gotten to the point where
where we don't even send texts to each other.
we just send emojis

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Everyone's got a sob story
>> >> >> >> >> Don't let yours be your whole story << << << << <<

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 7:18pm UTC

My older brother named the snail in my fishtank Turbo.
He went to the movies and saw that in July there's a movie coming out about a snail named Turbo. He got upset becuase he came up with the name first and he brought home a poster from work advertising the movie to show me
The part I'm confused about is how he got the poster from work when he works at an auto repair shop.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 5:26pm UTC

years into days
days into hours
hours into minutes
minutes into moments
moments into possibility
-David Lethian, The Realm of Possibility

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 8:54pm UTC

*Driving in the car with my brother*
brother: Do I want to kill us?
me: what?
brother:
brother: Eh, f.ck it
brother: *pulls out his phone and starts texting while driving*
At least he considered the consequences.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Concerts are beautiful
Everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the band/ musician. The roar of the crowd when the performer takes the stage is priceless, the sound of all the fans belting their hearts out along with the singer is wonderous, watching everyone jump or wave their arms at the same time is extraoridinary. Whether it's at a screamo concert where everyone's moshing or a pop concert where everyone's dancing around or a orchestra concert where everyone's sitting and peacefully listening, everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the music.
I don't know man, I just think concerts are beautiful

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 6:30pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Happy Father's Day
To the Moms
To the grandmas
To the grandpas
To the uncles
To the brothers
To the sisters
To the neighbors
To everyone who is there for the kids with a sh.tty dad
or the kids without a dad at all.
Thank you.

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