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fenixreign1721

1. fenixreign1721
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2014 5:15pm UTC
   It feels so long, not being on this website. Maybe because I haven't been able to talk to her. I have been having "family problems" and have not had acess to a computer for a long time. While I was on this website I met a really amazing person. Anime_lover this is for you. I still want to be able to talk, but it will be awhile before I can. I have been busy with my job, and I am getting kicked out of my mom's house. The next chance I get, I want to talk.
   ~ Fenix Callaman
   
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2. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 8:37pm UTC
   I was standing in an elevator today, riding down from floor 20. It was at about floor eleven when a bunch of people crammed into the elevator pushing me against the back wall. Way over maximum occupancy, the elevator started moving again. People were muttering things under their breath or trying to put there watch where they could see it. Being the weirdo I am, I decided to try something I learned from a friend. I cleared my throat real loud like, so loud everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me. I scanned the people in the elevator real seriously then said, "By now your all probably wondering why I gathered you here."
   
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3. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 8:17pm UTC
   Hey girl, feel this sweater.
   Know what it's made of?
   Boyfriend material.
   
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4. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 3:50pm UTC
   "I before E except after C and when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May. AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!"
   -Brian Reegan
   
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5. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 2:53pm UTC
   Life Management Assignment: Your in college, create a list of things you need from the store then submit them on your page.
   My shopping list:
   1. Toothpaste
   2. Toilet Paper
   3. Soda
   4. 50 packs of Ramen
   5. Rotissery Chicken.
   
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6. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 1:31pm UTC
   "In the fourth grade, my robotics teacher told me to build a robot for the the science fair. I finished it in a couple hours and named him, 'Optimus Prime.'" ~ Tony Stark
   
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7. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 11:18am UTC
   Try saying this like Forrest Gump: "My momma says Love is like a pair of socks. There's gotta be two, and they gotta match."
   
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8. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 10:14am UTC
   I gotta feel ya in my bones again,
   I'm all over you, not over you
   Just wanna taste you one more time,
   This life is way too short,
   to get caught up, and all mixed up when I,
   Just want you to love me back.
   WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME BACK?
   
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9. fenixreign1721
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   November 13, 2013 9:11am UTC
   Stressed
   is
   just
   Desserts
   spelled
   backwards.
   
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10. fenixreign1721
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    November 13, 2013 1:01am UTC
    I just love when I get a new idea of a quote to post on Witty and I go to type it... aaaand it's gone.
    
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11. fenixreign1721
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    November 12, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    "I'm thinking of buying a monkey, then I think, 'Why stop at one?' I don't like being limited that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platoon of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around."
    ~ Robert Downey Jr.
    
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12. fenixreign1721
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    November 12, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Senior- "Senioritis? I had that like, my freshman year dude. I never wanted to do anything."
    
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13. fenixreign1721
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    November 12, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    "Strangers kissing in the pouring rain,
    Chasing after your leaving train..."
    ~Our Song
    
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14. fenixreign1721
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    November 12, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    Whenever I'm the third wheel I wait until the couple kisses, then I start singing, "Can you feel, the love tonight?
    
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15. fenixreign1721
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    November 12, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    <You know a girl really likes you if she giggles while you kiss>
    
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16. fenixreign1721
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    November 12, 2013 10:57am UTC
    Feeling a little bummed out? Say Flamingo five times fast.
    
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17. fenixreign1721
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    November 12, 2013 10:02am UTC
    If I could, I would take the time to go to every single girls profile on here and tell you guys how beautiful you are, but that would take forever! So coment on this post and I will tell you how beautiful you are!
    
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18. fenixreign1721
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    November 11, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    "So I was at the park with a friend of mine, and we were exchanging pick-up lines. We tossed some really great ones at each other, but she almost beat me with one. I couldn't accept defeat, so I held out my hand and said, "Can you hold this for me while I go for a walk." She smiled and took my hand, so I think I won... for now.
    
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19. fenixreign1721
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    November 11, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Walking at the mall holding my girlfriends hand, and I see a recent Ex. When I see she doesn't make eye contact, I know she's Jellin'... Jellin' like Dr. Scholls!
    
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20. fenixreign1721
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    November 11, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Ladies, a few words from Frank Ocean- "If some one breaks your heart then punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go buy some ice cream."
    
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