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  1. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:13am UTC
    I could be having the worst day in the world
    and the thing that will make me smile is getting 1 fave on witty.

  2. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Just imagine if David Guetta was the one singing in Titanium and not Sia.
    mind=blown

  3. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:01am UTC
    *makes tons of quotes*
    *gets tons of faves*
    *begins to write acceptance speech for the witty awards*

  4. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    *one day in 6th grade*
    *pushes out my chair to get up*
    guy: you really need to beep when you back that thing up
    me:
    guy:
    *later that night on facebook*
    guy posts status: i wish people would stop judging on appearance, it's whats on the inside that counts people.
    me:
    everyone:
    Obama:
    Pikachu:
    my teacher:
    cat:
    table:
    sweet potatoe fries:
    my science teacher:
    sweet potatoe chips:
    leftovers in the fridge:
    internet:
    facebook:
    crayons:
    me: WTF JUST HAPPENED *turns into a potatoe and flies into the sun*

  5. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    * in Social Studies one day*
    * we are talking about the criteria for being president
    35+ years old
    lived in U.S. 14+ years
    born in U.S.
    girl in my class (whose name is America):
    What about the president though? He wasnt born here.
    SS teacher (republican): no comment
    America: But he was born in Hawaii so he cant be president.
    Guy in my class (Brenden): Hawaii is in the United States smart one.
    SS teacher: Well, you could have worded that better but it gets the point across.
    Me: *losing brain cells from her comment*

  6. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    I am hotter than the lava in the deepest darkest depths of he//
    ~don't remember where I got this but it's funnay.

  7. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    I

    Muffins

  8. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    I've been sitting with the cool guys at lunch
    I've known all of them at least a year and we all went to the same school and were in all the same classes.
    I've never felt more accepted by a group of people in my life.

  9. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.
    #eating disorders suck

  10. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    Why don't people like muffin tops? I just don't understand.
    In food world if a muffin goes over the edge of the baking pan everyone wants them but in people world everybodys all trying to get rid of them.
    So maybe you won't get picked first in real life but in food world there will always be that chubby kid who will cherish and love you more than anyone else.
    You just gotta wait for that one kid ♥

  11. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    I'm back where I belong
    and I've never felt so strong
    ~Coming home
    Diddy, Dirty Money~

  12. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    When I just got over you,
    you come and ask me back,
    and I stupidly say yes.
    I don't want to go through the pain again
    but I couldn't say no

  13. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Other 12/13 year old girls:
    OMG I'm pregnant!!!!!
    Me:
    OMG my red crayon broke!!!!
    *cries 5ever*
    ~true story~
    ~all mine~

  14. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    I was starting to get better
    But then everything came crashing down

  15. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Someone please
    Save me from myself

  16. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I am not going down
    for something you did.

  17. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    "I don't sugar coat things because nobody likes a candy full of bulls//t"
    -My Mom
    I love my mom

  18. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Brofist
    Favorite if you're a true bro

  19. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Secrets #2
    I don't like Nutella

  20. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Secrets #10
    I would do anything to be as skinny as the girls that say they are fat.

:)

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