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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 2:03am UTC

how in the world are middle schoolers
sexually active while i wasn't even socially active?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Alexwise
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February 21, 2013 7:46am UTC

I completely dislike one direction. I know a lot of you do like them, but i find them annoying and tedious

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 1:39am UTC

i would love to see a version of
"Romeo and Juliet" about a person who works at Burger King and a person who works at McDonald's that fall in love.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 1:56am UTC

i will never understand the physics behind
british people losing their accents while they sing.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 16, 2013 5:00pm UTC

It really sucks being that kid in class that no one wants to work in pairs with
and then you're forced to just sit there alone and act like it doesn't bother you at all.

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Steve
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February 14, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Love makes a man both blind and deaf.
Arabian proverb

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Steve
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February 14, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
— Swedish Proverb

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WeAreTheBoys
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February 11, 2013 12:59pm UTC

I just saw a show called "It's Me or the Dog".
I must say that I was greatly disappointed when I found it wasn't a game show where people had to guess who farted.

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MEEman
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February 10, 2013 8:00am UTC

Annoying girl: oh heeey u shud totessss lyke mah statussss. we r going to the mall n nawt inviting you LOLZZZ.
Me: i like trains i like trains i like trains i like trains i like trains i like trains i like trains.
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MXer_4life_219
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February 10, 2013 8:52pm UTC

I spotted some ducks practcing their teenage girl faces.

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
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February 10, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Magic Conch, will I do anything productive today?
"No."

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daisybug2000
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February 10, 2013 5:31pm UTC

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Blue_Rose
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February 10, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Girls on their periods:
"F**K YOU, GRASS!!!!!"

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toxicatedknightmare
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February 10, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Q:How come Miss.Piggy couldn't count to 70?
A: She got a frog in her throat at 69

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 10, 2013 12:29pm UTC

People on Facebook need to be smacked with a dictionary...
made of bricks...
in the face...
repeatedly...
in a dark alley...
where no one can hear their screams.

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