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Member Since: 23 Jan 2011 01:04am

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  1. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Dear crush:
    You're the best thing that has everhappened to me. I love talking to you everyday. I love our skype clls, and our phone conversations. You've made this the best 6 months of my life, almost 7. <3

  2. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Dear stranger:
    yo, gimmie candy and i'll get in your van. ok.

  3. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Dear dreams:
    Well, most of my dreams consist of him but hey, I don't mind. I think about him all day, why not in my dreams aswell? Atleast in my dreams we're together.

  4. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Dear sibling:
    We don't get along that much, but you're my older sister, and I love you. I guess. I just hate when you beat me. You take advantage over me because i'm younger and smaller than you, so you take your anger out on me. Which isn't cool.

  5. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Dear reflection:
    Hey, you. Get pretty. Maybe lose a pound or two. Those thighs, get thinner. Hair, get longer. I hate everything about you. Okay.
    Dear parents:
    Dad: Even though you're an alcoholic, I love you. You tried to stop for me once, and you did for a while, but then you started again, which made me lose some hope in you. I can't wait to see you this weekend. I love you.
    Mom: I love you, even though we have our fights. You've done everything you could to keep this family together. You're possibly the best mom I could ever have.

  6. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Dear bestfriend:
    I love you. You have been my best friend since I was in kindergarden. We've been through so much together. I honsetly couldn't ask for a better best friend than you, love. <3

  7. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    ----------❤----------
    Letters to:
    Day 1 - Your Best Friend
    Day 2 - Your reflection in the mirror
    Day 3 - Your Parents
    Day 4 - Your Sibling. (Or Closest Relative.)
    Day 5 - Your Dreams.
    Day 6 - A Stranger.
    Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Love/Crush
    Day 8 - Your Favorite Internet Friend.
    Day 9 - Someone You Wish You Could Meet.
    Day 10 - Someone You Don't Talk Too As Much As You'd Like Too.
    Day 11 - A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk Too.
    Day 12 - The Person You Hate Most/Cause You Alot Of Pain.
    Day 13 - Someone You Wish Could Forgive You.
    Day 14 - Someone You've Drifted Away From.
    Day 15 - The Person You Miss The Most.
    Day 16 - Someone That's Not In Your State/Country.
    Day 17 - Someone From Your Childhood.
    Day 18 - The Person That You Wish You Could Be.
    Day 19 - Someone That Pesters Your Mind. (Good Or Bad.)
    Day 20 - The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest.
    Day 21 - Someone You Judged By Their First Impression.
    Day 22 - Someone You Want Too Give A Second Chance Too.
    Day 23 - The Last Person You Kissed.
    Day 24 - The Person That Gave You Your Favorite Memory.
    Day 25 - The Person You Know That Is Going Through The Worst Of Times.
    Day 26 - The Last Person You Made A Pinky Promise Too.
    Day 27 - The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day.
    Day 28 - Someone That Changed Your Life.
    Day 29 - The Person That You Want Too Tell Everything Too, But Too Afraid Too.
    Day 30 - Your crush
    ----------❤----------.

  8. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:35am UTC
    They say that
    love is forever,
    your forever is all that I need.

    nmf.

  9. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I was willing to admit you're perfect,
    but the words, they just shudder on my lips.♥

  10. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Ask yourself
    " Will it matter a year from now?"
    Don't sweat the small stuff. ♥

  11. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    Quiz
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: Black
    • Favorite Food: Chicken ;D
    • Favorite Singer: Andy Sixx
    • Favorite Show: Degrassi
    • Favorite Sport: Softball.
    • Favorite Season: Summer.
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: vanilla.
    • Favorite Time of Day: When I go to bed
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Hungry XD
    • Current Taste: Gum :p
    • Current Clothes: T-shirt, and pj's :D
    • Current Computer: Mac.
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Black that is coming off! xD
    • Current Time: 3:11
    • Current Surroundings: Bunches o' stuff :D
    • Current Annoyance(s): Sister, and brother. .___.
    • Current Thought: Im hungry.
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: This girl named Rebecca
    • First crush this school year: Chiip ! XD
    • First Screen Name: Miley56 XDXDXD
    • First Pet: Idfk xD
    • First Piercing: ears.
    • First Thing You Did Today: woke up.
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Biscut!
    • First School: St.Peter Clavers :D
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Biscut :D
    • Last Car Ride: Well, I rode the bus yesterday. That counts I think.
    • Last Text Message: Dylan: Nighty night :p
    • Last Movie Seen: Dream House
    • Last Item Bought: Gum :D
    • Last Song Played: Cinema by Skrillex
    • Last Website You Were On: Witty.
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Nooh.
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: nah.
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: nope.
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: nope.
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: YES ALL THE TIME.
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: When I was like. Tiny.
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. Pittsburgh
    • 2. Florida
    • 3. Kentucky
    • 4. Alabama
    • 5. Tenesse
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: T-shirt and pjs :D
    • You Did Last Night: Slept.
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: Brother and sister. .-.
    • You can't live without: My friends
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Chelsea.
    • 2. Jessica.
    • 3. My dog xD.
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Black.
    • 2. hot or cold: cold.
    1 Love
    • Bestfriends<3.

  13. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    I was willing
    To admit you're perfect
    But the words, they shudder
    On my lips♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Happy
    Birthday♥
    Lil' Wayne♥

  15. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Happy
    Birthday♥
    Lil' Wayne♥

  16. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Happy
    Birthday♥
    Lil' Wayne♥

  17. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    •The 3 Cs of life•
    Choices,chances,and changes.
    You must make a choice, to take a chance, or your life will never change.
    nmf/ my quote. Give credit
    nmf, made this quote up...might be used already...

  18. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Regular naps
    prevent old age,
    especially if you take them while driving♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:11am UTC
    There is only
    one perfect child in the world,
    and every mother has it.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. fartingturtle fartingturtle
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    I just saw a quote
    That said
    " I hate when people say...
    Fave if....
    Like shut up!!!!
    Fave if you agree :D"
    I have never laughed so hard in my life.!

:)

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