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  1. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Let me tell you a story
    About a banana friend of mine,
    he'sbig, yellow, black, and brown
    and he always acts very kind.
    Here he is on the toilet,
    here he is eating a meal,
    the problem with Mr. Banana,
    is he never learned how to feel.
    Banana wonders what love is,
    he stands outside alone,
    Banana wishes he had a heart,
    but he doesn't even have a bone.
    While true Banana can't cry,
    nor can banana wear pants,
    one thing banana can always do
    is the great banana dance.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG8cbZL44VM&feature=feedlik

  2. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    I hate how...
    I have no idea who he likes

  3. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
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    March 4, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Teacher: We will be working in partners today.
    *Makes eye contact with best friend*
    Teacher: And I have picked them for you.
    Everybody: UGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

  4. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    Every time you smile
    I fall harder for you
    Everything you draw for me
    I keep (even if its bad)
    Every time you laugh
    I laugh with you
    Every time you look at me
    I want to just kiss you.

  5. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Sphenisciphobia
    (I gave this to my friend...it is the fear of NUNS!)
    Me: NUNS ARE DRUG DEALERS!!! Its true, they hide their drugs under their hoods and if you sin they kill you with the machetti on their back. XD
    Her: OMG .... is there a fear of nuns cuz I think I have it XD

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    February 26, 2011 6:51pm UTC
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    February 26, 2011 5:40pm UTC
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    February 24, 2011 8:06pm UTC
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  9. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
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    February 19, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    If you looked at my iPod
    you would think I was a tough girl...
    I have rock mixed with sad songs...
    The rock is because my dad liked them
    the sad songs are because I miss him </3

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    February 19, 2011 11:56am UTC
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    February 19, 2011 11:29am UTC
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  12. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
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    February 16, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    I need another story,
    something to get off my chest.
    My life gets kinda boring.
    Need something that I can confess.
    'til all my sleeves are stained red,
    from all the truth that I've said,
    come by it honestly I swear.
    Thought i saw you wink, no
    I've been on the brink so,
    Tell me what you
    WANT TO HEAR,
    something that were like those years,
    sick of all the insincere.
    So I'm gonna give
    ALL MY SECRETS AWAY

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    February 16, 2011 5:12pm UTC
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  14. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
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    February 16, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    I would stare at you all day if I could
    I love the way you laugh,
    that look you get when you tell a joke,
    how you wait for the other person to laugh before you laugh,
    the way you don't care what people think,
    the way you act around your friends.
    I wish you could see
    how much I wanna be with you.
    How many times I look at you a day.
    How much I care about you.
    Why are you so oblivious?
    I would tell you myself
    but I'll never have the guts.
    It's okay.
    I'll wait...
    I'll wait for the day you realize that I care.
    That I want to be with you.
    That I care more than anybody will.
    If I move on waiting....
    Thats your loss.

  15. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
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    February 13, 2011 10:20pm UTC
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  16. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    Anyone
    can catch your eye...
    But it takes someone special
    to catch your heart <3

  17. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    I lost my dad, yeah.
    It hurts because he was very close to me. I would sit with him and try to understand the video gams he played. When I finally understood the games I would give him tips on how to win. I would watch TV with him. He would lay across the couch and i would lay down on him, my face on his chest, trying to match his breaths. I would always hug him even if he was leaving for 5 minutes. And ever time he got back I would run up and hug him. I would always tell him that I loved him. When he crashed in summer 2009 I stayed up all night, falling asleep at 6 and waking up at 9 over a nightmare. I went to see him the next day. I hugged him hugely and told him how much I was happy he made it out with a broken arm and how much I love him. He smiled so wide through the whole story. We sat and talked and when we had to leave neither of us wanted me to leave. I was there when he died. Saw him taking his final breaths, in my basement. I miss him, he was my rock. I love him and cry almost every night. I love him. I will NEVER forget him. He was my dad. So, you shouldn't hate your dad. You may have a good reason but think about it. You will still miss him.
    I miss him so much, it hurts.

  18. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    I hate it when
    the page is halfway loaded and then
    BOOM
    it stops loading and goes straight to
    "Internet explorer cannot display the webpage"
    its just like WTF!
    IT WAS WORKING A SECOND AGO!!!

  19. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    The day after
    my dad died
    His last text to my mom
    kept repeating itself on her phone
    "Thank you"

  20. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    When somebody you love
    moves on to heaven
    just remember,
    they are only
    a thought away
    and
    a loving memory
    (I miss you daddy <3)

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