On the phone with my friend:
Me: F//ck...Somebody on Witty's contemplating suicide. Ugh, what do I tell them?
Friend: They're probably faking, you know.
Me: I know, but I have to type my comment anyway.
Friend: What, why?
Me: Because they may be faking and my comment might go to wast, but if they're not, I could save them.