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Status: Can't Figure Out A GOOD Witty Quote. -.- & Chat Me. I'm Bored AF'

Member Since: 24 Jul 2012 10:51pm

Last Seen: 3 Sep 2012 01:34pm

Birthday: July 16

Location: airzona

Gender: F

user id: 320153

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Hay.(:

My Name Is Waverly. Yeah. . Pretty Original. . .Huh.?(; Lolol JK
I'm Not Allowed To Place A Real Picture Of Me On Witty. . Because I Have An ACTUAL Stalker...WEIRD HUH.?
Anyway. . I Will Be Using Tumblr Girls As my Profile Pictures. . Cause they're BEAUTIFUL<3(:

I Have A REAL Facebook. . Just Ask me For The Link.(:

Anyway. . Have A Fabulous Day & Don't Die.!
Ps. I Follow Back.!
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    August 4, 2012 8:29pm EDT
    Plot Twist: I Have A Top Quote.

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    August 2, 2012 10:30pm EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Sl_ut
    How Many Guys Have You Fu_cked?
    Maybe Small, Maybe Tall.
    Nevermind You Fu_cked them All.
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Bit_ch
    Close Your Legs It Smells Like Fish.(:

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    August 2, 2012 2:54pm EDT
    Over Hearing A Conversation
    Old Lady 1: Yeah. I Guess , My Convers Are H.O.T Now.
    Old Lasy 2: Oh REALLY.?! Should I Get A Pair.?
    Old Lady 1: yeah. My Grand Daughter Even Commented On Them.
    Old Lady 2: Oh Yeah? She Liked Them?
    Old Lady 1: Yeah. She LOOOOOOOVED THEM!
    Old Lady 2: Dang Girl, You Know ALL About Fashion These Days.
    Old Lady 1: IKnow. Stick me With Me, Kid & We Both Can Be Cool.

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    August 2, 2012 2:21pm EDT
    Plot Twist: I'm Actually A Size 0

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    July 30, 2012 3:38pm EDT
    HorribleRestrauntIdeas:
    I Honestly Think Someone Should Create A Restrant Called "Up Your Butt"
    So, Someones Could Have A Convo Like This,
    someone: Hay, Where Do You Wanna Eat Tonight.?
    Other Person: Up Your Butt. They Have Yummy Stuff.
    Someone: No. . I'm Being Serious.
    Other Person: Me Too. I Ate There Last Night.
    Someone: 0.o. . . .
    AND, When Someone Comes In To Order:
    The Employee's Would Say. . .
    Employee: Welcome To Up Your Butt How May I Meet Your Pleasures.?

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    July 27, 2012 10:44pm EDT
    Me: Dad, I'm Hungry.!
    Dad: Nice To Meet You Hungry.! (:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: No. I'm Ceral. -.-
    Dad: But If You're Hungry & You're Ceral. .Just Eat Yourself.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: MOM.!!! I'M HUNGRY.!!

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    July 26, 2012 5:30pm EDT
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    July 26, 2012 5:24pm EDT
    Friend: *Oh her Period* Can You Check For me..?
    Other Friend: Yeah. . .Walk A Little Ahead Of Me.
    Friends: Alright. *Walks Ahead* See Anything..?
    Other Friend: CLEAR.!(:
    Like If You & Your Friend Do This. . . (:

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    July 26, 2012 5:06pm EDT
    Me: *First Time Wearing Make-up* OMG. I LOOK SOOOO GORGEOUS.!
    ~5 Years Of Wearing Make-up~
    Me: *Takes All My Make-up Off* OMG. I LOOK SOOOOO GORGEOUS.!

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    July 26, 2012 4:56pm EDT
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