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  1. batwoman* batwoman*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    People at my school be like:"Don't messWith her,her brother owns a nerf gun."

  2. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 12:10am UTC
    Finn: it's your own star
    Rachel: you named a star after me?
    Finn: no, i thought about it, but then i named it Finn Hudson, because there already is a star called Rachel Berry, and she's right here on earth and she's brighter than any of those stars up there. So I wanted to make sure that whenever she feels lonely, she can look up at the sky and no matter where i am, she can know that i'm looking down on her.
    -Glee

  3. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:24am UTC
    my friend william joined the army.
    he's very uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will".


  4. posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    My guy friend and I decided to prank everyone to make them think we're together.
    Now I've fallen in love with him.

  5. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:57am UTC
    My level of sarcasm's gotten to a
    point where I don't even know if I'm
    kidding or not.

  6. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 9:35pm UTC
    sarcasm :
    just one of the
    many services
    I offer

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 5:27pm UTC
    One bad thing about a long distance relationship
    Is that he can't kiss me
    When I talk too much

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    Format coded by Amenah. Please don't remove this or any visible credit.
    Oh, you hate me?
    That's nice. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE GROUP OF PEOPLE
    waiting for me to g i v e a f υ c k ?
    © format credit: Amenah

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:47pm UTC
    If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends.

  10. LoveLikeWoexD LoveLikeWoexD
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Blanket on; to hot.
    Blanket off; to cold.
    One leg out; Perfect.
    until the demon
    from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall

  11. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  12. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    Dear Mom, ♥
    It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Your daughter,
    Judith
    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

  13. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  14. emiinnerr emiinnerr
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    She said she wanted to get high, so he took her to the tallest hill in town. She said she wanted to stay up all night & drink, so he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated soda and said "Drink Up." She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face, so he gave her a water gun and let her pull the trigger. She said she wanted to cut herself, so he took a Polaroid picture of her face and let her cut it up. She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep, so he had her watch a sad and romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone, so he gave her a name tag that said "Hello,my name is Alone." She said that she wanted someone to be there to take care of her, so he asked when he wasn't. ♥

  15. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  16. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    i die a little inside
    ♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  17. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    DAYUM HES HOT.
    dude.
    we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
    yeah.
    we're getting married.

  18. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Today, I found an M&M
    in a bag of skittles.
    I believe it was spying on the enemy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    I told my bestfriend, "At my funeral, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself on to my casket and yell "WWHHHHHHYYY!!!?
    she agreed. (:
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  20. March_25_ily March_25_ily
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

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