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  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 3:00pm UTC
    OMG MINE AND CALUM HOODS (5SOS) BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 WEEKS! I AM SO EXCITED TO SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH HIM:)

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 12:41pm UTC
    Format by _Jannette // keep this here pls
    Once I had a love and it was divine. Soon found out I was losing my mind.

  3. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 2:13pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    You Haven't The Slightest Idea
    How Much You
    Actually Mean
    To Me.

  4. darkxdaydream darkxdaydream
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 3:02pm UTC
    We put my puppy down today. She was 13 years old. Hard to think it had been that long. I'm really going to miss her. I loved her a lot.

  5. Shelbie!* Shelbie!*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 8:30pm UTC
    Do you seriously think I care about you? No, actually care is an understament. I love you. So, i care beyond the meaning of care.

  6. thischickkarlee thischickkarlee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    You Say Im Crazy
    Cause You Don't Think I Know What You've
    D
    O
    N
    E

  7. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2014 10:18pm UTC
    I think too much

  8. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 8:44pm UTC
    Having a tan is attractive.
    Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

  9. megan daquisto* megan daquisto*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    I'll be okay.
    Is that what you want me to say?

  10. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    stuDYINGstuDIEDcoincidence? I think not

  11. Lissa Snape* Lissa Snape*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    So what am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you and what am I suppose to say when Im all chocked and your okay yeah im fallin to pieces yeah fallin to pieces

  12. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 3:03pm UTC
    Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will show them to you.

  13. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    There should be a law that mothers that have babies over the age of one cannot say things like, "My baby is 26 months old."
    "My baby is 69 months old."
    "My baby is 90 months old."
    "My baby is 48438383838 months old."
    THAT IS TOO MUCH MATH OKAY.
    I'M TOO LAZY TO CONVERT ALL OF THOSE MONTHS TO YEARS OKAY.
    JUST STOP.
    PLEASE.
    IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY, "MY BABY IS ONE YEAR AND THREE MONTHS OLD."
    OR "MY BABY IS TWO AND SIX MONTHS OLD."
    If I keep hearing mothers say that then when I'm asked how old I am I'm gonna say, "I am exactly 7.36328e6 minutes and 30 seconds old as of now."

  14. I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way* I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 8:19pm UTC
    This is for all you girls, boys all over the world. Whatever youv'e been told your'e worth more than gold

  15. *anachronism* *anachronism*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    i asked you if tou still
    loved me and you
    hesitated. that's the
    moment i knew i lost
    you forever.

  16. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    did you ever actually feel that way about me...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    "My exman brought his new
    girlfriend she's like "oh my god"
    im just gonna shake to the
    fella over there with the hella good
    hair wont you come on over baby,
    we can shake shake shake"
    Cookiedoughformats

  19. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    i can't even please my own dāmn family.

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    Yay I finally got 100 witty followers!

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