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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2015 11:59pm UTC
    Does anyone just look at old money and be all like i wonder if anyone famous touched this like i don't know lets say Elvis.

  3. scumbag* scumbag*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    I may be ugly but my taste in music is far better than yours.

  4. scumbag* scumbag*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    true love is having a crush on him
    even after he got a haircut.

  5. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 7:16pm UTC
    my friend told me how electricty is
    measure and i was like watt

  6. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    "I'm a people person." - Outgoing person
    "I'm a geese goose." - Outgoing goose

  7. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2015 7:21pm UTC
    "To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket - safe, dark, motionless, airless-- it will change. It will not be broken; it will becme unbreakable,
    impenetrable, irredeemable."
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  8. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 9:18pm UTC
    +Gives me an "H" -H +gives me an "E" - E+give me an "Y" - Y+give me a kiss. -What! +Well, I wanted to see if it worked.

  9. Victoria* Victoria*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 9:49pm UTC
    ____________________________________________
    It annoys me a lot people talking like they were
    never young.
    ____________________________________________

  10.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 11:41am UTC
    Kids born in 2000
    never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

  11. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 6:36pm UTC
    Oh Captain, My Captain.
    IMAGE SOURCE: media.lunch.com, original photographer unknown

  12. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    Girl on Social Media: OMG! I'm so ugly!!
    Me: Yes, that's why you have 197 photos in an album titled " ME♥ "

  13. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    "Your bra strap is showing."
    Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.
    Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

  14. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    we all carry these things inside
    that no one else can see
    they hold us down like anchors
    and drown us out at sea.
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original maker unknown

  15. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 11:35pm UTC
    "SeLF censorsHIP?
    Not my strong suit...I don't want to be a total d o u c h e b a g , but a little bit of one."
    - Misha Collins

  16. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    *picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
    *goes to self checkout*

  17. S E R I N A ♡* S E R I N A ♡*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 8:36pm UTC
    She loves somebody else.
    tumblr.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:05am UTC
    How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
    Ten tickles.
    *slaps knee* I'm here all week


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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