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evvvannn

Status: listening to music..

Member Since: 22 Jul 2013 05:35pm

Last Seen: 21 Mar 2015 11:42pm

Location: stalking you

Gender: M

user id: 366989

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evvvannn
posted a quote
March 11, 2015 10:19pm UTC

A big shoutout to elevators for always picking me up when i'm down.

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evvvannn
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March 11, 2015 10:08pm UTC

That awkward moment when you see the sexiest person ever and you bump into a mirror.

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evvvannn
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February 13, 2014 3:14am UTC

I bet you I could stop gambling.

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evvvannn
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November 20, 2013 12:03am UTC

Me trying to pull a smooth one:
Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
Girl-no, why?
Me:"So you CAN see me?"
Girl-yepp.
Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
Girl- ......
Me: .....
Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*

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evvvannn
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October 1, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.... *slaps knee*

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evvvannn
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October 1, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Girl's Status: "Bored" - 83 likes - 32 comments
My Status: "Just got accepted into Harvard" - 0 likes - 1 comment from Mom: "nerd."

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evvvannn
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August 13, 2013 7:08pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you look inside your pocket
and it's not full of sunshine.

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evvvannn
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 1:59pm UTC

I can tell by your sarcastic
undertone, rude comments,
and sheer lack of common
decency, that you and I
could be best friends in no
time.

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evvvannn
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 12:44am UTC

If you were a drug,
'
I'd overdose.

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evvvannn
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:18pm UTC

All my life I thought
that air was free...
until I bought a bag
of chips.

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evvvannn
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:51pm UTC

"In the end
As you fade into the night
Who will tell the story of your life?
And who will remember your last goodbye?
Cause it's the end and i'm not afraid
I'm not afraid to die."
-Black Veil Brides

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