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evoll124
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 6:02pm UTC

today was pciture day
mine sucked
a boy saw it and said i looked pretty
why cant all the boys in my school be like that???

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evoll124
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 5:34pm UTC

seeing lyrics in top quotes
and being like.
you can copy lyrics

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evoll124
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Grab your Phone.
-in hand
What kind is your phone?
-Samsung Reality
Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
-Maddie H
Whos the last person you called?
-Voicemail
Who was your last missed call from?
-Dad
Who is the 2nd person to come up under D
-Danny
3rd Person Under J
-Jill
How many messages are currently in your inbox?
-0 (deleted)
What do you have as your background?
- 1st background: *Taylor swift* second: taylor swift: *taylor swift*
Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
-idk deleted
How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
-3
Who was your last message from?
-Jill
Who is the first name in your phone book
-Grandparents
Who is the last person in your phonebook?
-Will
Whos the 5th under A?
-Ali
Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
-Jill
What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
-idk
What is the sweetest message in your inbox?
-I love your eyes

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evoll124
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 11:46pm UTC

so first someone copies witty with pympy
then they copy our quotes...
http://www.pympyquotes.com/author/devistated/

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evoll124
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 10:42pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX Format by XxprettixX
So i posted a quote
And the next day I looked on the top quotes and there is my quote
in a prettier format.♥
FORMAT BY XxprettixX

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evoll124
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 4:46pm UTC

This Might be True
I was told that your birthmarks are
are where you were killed in your
previous life.
*Check*
If you couldn't find any you must
have been strangled, or you died
naturally.
comment where you were killed haha
nmf

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evoll124
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 11:16pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
how could i be so blind, i
guess i fell in love to
quickly,but im
fine...imagine where you
would be now if you knew
that the one you loved is the one who is killing you ♥
formatcredit-sandrasauras

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:03am UTC

Lady gaga taught me: its okay to be different
Ke$ha taught me: Be myself and dont care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars Taught me: do anything for that one person you love.
Eminem Taught me: life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift Taught me: not every guy is going to treat you right.
Michel Jackson Taught me: always love the people around me.
Music Taught me: how to live.
An most importantly Rebecca Black taught me: the days of the week
gotthisoffofyoutube
nmf
Day 1D

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 4:59pm UTC

cut out a paper heart.
crumple it up.
unfold it.
it will never .
Be the Same.

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 12:45pm UTC

I say lymtas . . . .
love you more than a sister
instead of lylas
because I dont really like my sister
hah jk i love you annie
-not my format-

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 12:14pm UTC

There have been so many quotes
that tell you how a boy should treat a girl.
Girls are not the only ones with feelings
so post quotes on how a girl should treat a boy
because you dont want any broken hearts <3 < 3 <l3

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 1:51am UTC

I don't like anyone
that doesn't mean I wouldn't want anyone to like me.
{♥}

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 6:52pm UTC

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this took a long time please fave

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 5:57pm UTC

hating when boys find witty...
and don't use it the right way.

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 5:34pm UTC

Fave if you have not gotten a top quote
Comment if you have and how many
not looking for faves just wanna know.
nmf
--------------- ♥ ---------------

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 1:03am UTC

Life's what you make
it so lets make it right .
Hannah Montana
NMf

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:59am UTC

People make decisions
people regret
decisions
but in the end you made a decision you will regret or be proud of, think before you act. Things can effect others
i learned the hard way
nmf

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:54am UTC

click to see this quote

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:49am UTC

Who's the Mamma who caused a lot of drama?
Who killed her daughter and wasn't convicted of man slaughter?
Who cried tears of joy, because she killed her daughter like a toy?
But will her daughter look down with a frown?
Her daughter loved her so, to bad she had to go
Many had cried, because this little girl had died.
And now she is free, but she will never have her cutie.
Will this smarty go on and party?
R.I.P Caylee Anthony
James Brass is gone? The old Witty might be back?
HELL YEAH!
haters who comment; your comments will be ignored. So don't even bother.

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evoll124
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 9:51pm UTC

*Doorbell rings*
Me: It's your
friends dad
Mr.(BLANK)
Brother: How did you know it was
him
Me: I recognized
the top of his head
from mom and
dads room
Brother: Im glad
you can recognize
my friends fathers
head

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