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"I haven't found that one great love, which is good. I don't want that to be in the past-
I want it to be in the future."
taylorswift

  1. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    Why does facebook even give me the option to like my own status?
    I'm effing hilarious.
    And sexy.
    ♥♥
    not my format
    smile, gorgeous :)

  2. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Get out a calculator.
    Type the first 3 digits of your phone number.
    (Not area code)
    Multiply by 80.
    Add 1.
    Multiply by 250.
    Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.
    Add them again.
    Subtract 250.
    Divide by 2.
    Look familiar?

  3. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you tell a "your mom" joke
    in front of your friend's mom...
    :)
    :) :)

  4. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    that feeling you get when
    you just kNOw how good your
    quote is, but then
    you only get 6 favs
    not my format

  5. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 8:33pm UTC
    When You're Young...
    everything feels like the end of the world.
    But it's not; it's just the beginning.
    You might have to meet a few more jerks,
    but one day you're gonna meet a boy
    who treats you the way you
    deserve to be treated.
    Like the sun rises and sets with you.
    Zac Efron - 17 Again

  6. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 2:14pm UTC
    I haven't had that
    one great love, which is good.
    I don't want that to be in the past-
    I want it to be in the future. ♥
    t a y l o r s w i f t

  7. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 1:30pm UTC

    And in another life,
    I would be your girl.
    We keep all our
    promises,
    be us against the world.
    And in another life,
    I would make you stay.
    So I don't have to say
    you were
    the one that got away.
    not my format

  8. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 2:36pm UTC

    okay, so here's the plan:
    I'll be June
    &You'll be my
    johnny cash

  9. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 6:04pm UTC
    Honestly, I don't hate you.
    W H A T I H A T E I S T H A T
    Everytime your name appears on my phone,
    I fall just that much harder for you.
    &
    Everytime my name appears on your phone,
    well, I’m really just another one of all those girls you talk to.

  10. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 9:21pm UTC
    &we all have that guy friend
    that we treat
    Like One Of The Girls
    not my format :]

  11. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    No, "I'm fine."
    is not
    the most used lie.
    "I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions."
    obviously is...
    viousl iiifyi

  13. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    OMG YES, KATY! ALL THE TIME!
    finally someone gets me... ugh, i feel like such a plastic bag right now.

  14. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    oh, witty.
    clever little witty.
    thanks for getting my
    hopes up and
    making me think
    i made the
    billionth quote,
    when it was just
    an example.

  15. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    *boy texting*
    "Hey, babe. I miss you so much."
    Send to- Rachel, Rosalie, Lexie, Emma, Ellie...

  16. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    &he asked for my advice
    [ o n w h a t d o w i t h t h i s o n e g i r l h e l i k e s . y a y .]
    and i told to do everything i'd want him to do and say to me. hes normally really good, like really good at catching hints. not this time.
    so who actually looked at this part?y

  17. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    I like your
    purple
    dress.
    It's very
    purple-y ...

  18. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    I just hate when i'm making
    [ a m i l k s h a k e ]
    and boys just show up in my yard.

  19. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 5:47pm UTC
    Run run run away, run away baby
    Before I put my spell on you
    You better get get get away get away darling
    'Cause everything you heard is true
    Your poor little heart will end up alone
    'Cause lord knows I'm a rolling stone
    So you better run run run away run away baby
    brunomars

  20. everything17 everything17
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 12:36pm UTC
    Today one of my guy friends I sort of lost touch with came up to me and said,
    You're beautiful
    [ a n d i l o v e y o u ]

:)

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