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EXCUSE ME, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE SUMMER IS?
 My GPS is being stupid and I'm completely lost. Do I take a left? Ive been driving in a cold, crisp land for months now where the sun sets at 5. My GPS says that we are in February and that summer is  5 months away. Ugh. This roadtrip is waaaaaaay too long.......
And while your at it, could you direct me to Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, and Zayn Malik?
Your service is greatly appreciated.
My name is Alexis, I'm 13 years young and I celebrate with candles, cake, and wishes on September 23. I love One Direction, food, cheer, dance, animals, shopping, vintage, trampolines, short shorts, being tan, scarves, coconut milk, eyeliner, the 1950s time era, vintage Hollywood Glam, swimming, writing, cheetah print, Temple Run, pink nails, glitter/rhinestones, singing, acting, root beer, family, friends, holidays, tumbling, etc. I'm single because I have waaaaaaaay too many high expectations for boys. I really hate being single though. Leave me a comment if you want to talk, fave, follow, thanks.
Buhhbye lovlies
 
 

























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  1. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    follow my one direction twitter and we can fangirl together
    @xoalexis1D

  2. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    i want to go skinny dipping in the
    niall river
    m i n e

  3. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    it If I like both cats and dogs,
    does that make me bipetual?

  4. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    when you add a photo to facebook
    and you make it your profile picture, but it
    goes onto you wall photos, the wall
    photo gets all the likes instead of the profile
    picture and nobody ever sees the wall photo again.

  5. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Witty has been soannoying lately
    It seems like every quote that voices someone's
    opinion turns into a fight. Seriously, If you dont like
    whats on Witty just get off. Its pretty simple.

  6. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    WHAT I WISH OUR CONVOS WERE LIKE
    Me: Hi, you are SUPER HOT, cute, handsome and I love you so much. Will you marry me?
    Him: OF COURSE BABY, LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRR<3333
    REALITY
    Me: Heeyy
    Him: Hi
    Me: Whatsup
    Him: Nothing. Gtg bye

  7. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when even though its detox weekend, the same people get top quotes.......

  8. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    i hope you
    step on a lego barefoot

  9. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i should have just said
    something
    instead of waiting

  10. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    yes, im single
    but I hope he intends on changing that

  11. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    i dont want to
    let another valentines day go by
    being single

  12. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 10:53am UTC
    im regretting
    not taking the chances
    I could have taken

  13. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    If anyone tried to
    pay me in gum
    I'd throw a brick at their face

  14. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    its okay
    you can take your Christmas lights down now

  15. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    & I just hate being single
    thats all.

  16. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    THE NEXT TIME I MAKE AN INTERNET NETWORK, IM NAMING IT BILL WI THE SCIENCE FI

  17. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    just incase,
    lets live like were dying this year

  18. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:53am UTC
    ending2012single
    WOOHOOOO.

  19. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    beauty
    is a word that has a different deffinition for every person

  20. everlastinglaughs everlastinglaughs
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 10:07am UTC
    format by: idance.
    just out of curiosity... fave for witty comment for tumblr o r a n y t h i n g e l s e

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