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epictaco_

1. epictaco_
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   November 21, 2013 7:17pm UTC
   Shes my Bff, you break her heart... i break.... your FACE
   
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2. epictaco_
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   November 6, 2013 6:42pm UTC
   Friends: random texting!! Me: dhsjsnjsjsnslsjabsbjshsvzbshahhahxhxhxhxbxbxbxxbxnnxjxjsisisjshshdhxbxnslsosisggdbxbxjjxjxjxhxhxhxn i like pizza
   
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3. epictaco_
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   November 3, 2013 2:59pm UTC
   Teacher: you failed this class
   -Me: you failed to edjucate me
   
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4. epictaco_
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   November 3, 2013 2:48pm UTC
   Starting today everyone pray for Adrian Peterson's family.... If you don't know who he is, he's a football player and his son was beaten to death at age two.
   
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5. epictaco_
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   October 25, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   the awkward moment when you think you see your friend.. you hug them, and its not them
   
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6. epictaco_
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   October 23, 2013 7:07pm UTC
   Friend: if a boy pauses a video game just to text you... Marry him.
   Me: I'll have to marry a lot of boys then;)
   
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7. epictaco_
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   October 20, 2013 8:26am UTC
   me when little: mommy i wrote a song! mom: really, sing it. me: twinkle twinkle little me oh i really need to pee
   
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8. epictaco_
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   October 20, 2013 8:19am UTC
   me: *sneeze*
   class: -silent-
   popular person: *sneeze*
   class: OH LET LORD PROTECT YOU FROM ThAT SNEEZE. BLESS YOU! AMEN
   
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9. epictaco_
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   October 20, 2013 8:16am UTC
   when nothing goes right..............
   go left;)❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
   
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10. epictaco_
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    October 19, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    this is to the girls that dont think its every person for themselfs,the ones that dont have perfect hair all the time.the ones who cant get a boyfriend at the same time as others. the ones who get picked last for soccer. the ones that are unknown.... this is for you,
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    
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11. epictaco_
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    October 19, 2013 8:03am UTC
    i wish the world would stay still for ten minutes. maybe then i could find my soul mate
    
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12. epictaco_
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    October 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Just came back from our schools "pep rally", and there was limbo,a bouncy house,face painting,and tattoos,temporary tattoos...... of rainbows.;(
    
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13. epictaco_
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    October 18, 2013 8:22am UTC
    Roses are red violets are blue,
    I need to go to the bathroom.
    - Patrick Star
    
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14. epictaco_
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    October 17, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Everyones hanging out with there couples, and im like...."i like that tree, its a nice tree.";)
    
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15. epictaco_
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    October 17, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    HELP ME GET 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!
    WHOEVER FOLLOWS ME......./
    ILL FOLLOW BACK!
    
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16. epictaco_
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    October 17, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    OH WHO IS THAT SEXY BEAST...oops clicked my own profile again;)
    <3
    
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17. epictaco_
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    October 17, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    You really thought I would cry over you?
    I told you i loved you<3
    And you thought it was true
    Well guess-what player?
    You just got played too;)
    
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18. epictaco_
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    October 17, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Me: "Hola"
    Spanish Guy: *Speaks mad fast spanish*
    Me: "Chill out! Dora hasn't taught me that yet!"
    
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