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  1. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    3 Scariest Words in Math
    Show your work.
    Solve this problem

  2. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    ❝We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.❞
    -Sirius Black

  3. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    [ ] Single
    [ ] Taken
    [ X ] Please I get as much attention as the white crayon

  4. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    shock, horror, I'm down,
    lost, you're not around,
    format by julietechoecho
    there's a lump in my chest
    that sends cold through my head

  5. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Sometimes all you
    have to do is
    Believe

  6. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    To you it might just be a name,
    but to me it means everything

  7. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Me & my friend in Spanish class:
    Me: "what does Que mean?"
    Friend: "What"
    Me: "what does Que mean?"
    Friend: "What"
    Me: "what does Que mean?"
    Friend: "What"
    Me: ohhhh

  8. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    You can wrap your fingers round my thumb and hold me tight.
    You are my one, and only.
    -Ed Sheeran <3

  9. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Have you ever
    Walked into a store and seen someone's entire wardrobe?

  10. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #9
    Josh: (Reading fake doctor's note) "Please excuse Drake from his homework... he twisted his liver and is unable to write, read... or bathe. Signed: The Doctor."
    Shouldn't the doctor have a name?
    Drake: Oh, yeah. Bob!
    "Signed, Bob the doctor."
    nmf

  11. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    that f*ck ya moment when restaurants have free refills and your just like bring it on

  12. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #8
    Josh: Headaches! You give me headaches!
    nmf

  13. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Plot twist: Prims name was never called for the hunger games.

  14. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    That horror story moment
    when the wifi is locked

  15. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Thats so Raven #4
    Raven: Oh, remember the time when you put a lizard in Eddie's pants?
    Bianca: Can you find in your heart to forgive me?
    Eddie: The lizard didn't bite my heart.

  16. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Me at a pool:
    Me: time to put my bathing suit on
    Me: but people are going to think I'm fat
    Me: but it's so hot out
    Me: okay I'm in my bathing suit
    Me: bet those people are laughing about how fat I am
    Me: wow it's really hot, time to go in
    Me: o god my top almost came off
    Me: time to tan or for me burn
    Me: great a cloud
    Me: wow she's really skinny why cant I be that skinny!
    Me:I know why, my only love is food
    Lifeguard:
    Skinny Girl:
    World:
    Universe:
    Me: I'll let my self out.

  17. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Awkward Moment When...
    Your sibling asks what you're doing tonight and your just like... Oh you know I'm going to uh party and stuff. When in reality you're going to be a loner and go on the Internet... And eat.
    NMF

  18. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow I loved Mean Girls 2 much more than the original!"
    Said no one ever

  19. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Saw this on Facebook:
    In da house Chillen had hella laufs wit dem <3
    R.I.P
    English

  20. bibliophile* bibliophile*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    I
    I L
    I Lo
    I Lov
    I Love
    I Love F
    I Love Fo
    I Love Foo
    I Love Food
    I Love Foo
    I Love Fo
    I Love F
    I Love
    I Lov
    I Lo
    I L
    I

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