bibliophile* posted a quote
September 5, 2012 9:24pm UTC
Me & my friend in Spanish class: Me: "what does Que mean?" Friend: "What" Me: "what does Que mean?" Friend: "What" Me: "what does Que mean?" Friend: "What" Me: ohhhh
bibliophile* posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:22pm UTC
Drake and Josh #9 Josh: (Reading fake doctor's note) "Please excuse Drake from his homework... he twisted his liver and is unable to write, read... or bathe. Signed: The Doctor." Shouldn't the doctor have a name? Drake: Oh, yeah. Bob! "Signed, Bob the doctor." nmf
bibliophile* posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC
Thats so Raven #4 Raven: Oh, remember the time when you put a lizard in Eddie's pants? Bianca: Can you find in your heart to forgive me? Eddie: The lizard didn't bite my heart.
bibliophile* posted a quote
August 13, 2012 8:32pm UTC
Me at a pool: Me: time to put my bathing suit on Me: but people are going to think I'm fat Me: but it's so hot out Me: okay I'm in my bathing suit Me: bet those people are laughing about how fat I am Me: wow it's really hot, time to go in Me: o god my top almost came off Me: time to tan or for me burn Me: great a cloud Me: wow she's really skinny why cant I be that skinny! Me:I know why, my only love is food Lifeguard: Skinny Girl: World: Universe: Me: I'll let my self out.
bibliophile* posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:46pm UTC
Awkward Moment When... Your sibling asks what you're doing tonight and your just like... Oh you know I'm going to uh party and stuff. When in reality you're going to be a loner and go on the Internet... And eat. NMF