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enchanted16

1. enchanted16
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 8:04pm UTC
   Cool story bro, put that in the history books with all of the other sh*t I don't care about.
   
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2. enchanted16
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   May 8, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Eating pringles and using two of them to create a beak that makes you look like a duck.
   
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3. enchanted16
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   May 8, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   I wonder what it feels like to be
   one of those pretty girls that all the guys want.
   A UNICORN.
   
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4. enchanted16
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   Dear Teacher,
   When 90% of the class fails it's not cuz we did'nt try it's cuz you're a horrible teacher.
   
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5. enchanted16
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   April 29, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
   Alien 2: Yes, but they named it dubstep and danced to it.
   
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6. enchanted16
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   April 20, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   I find it much sadder when a dog
   dies in a movie than a human.
   
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7. enchanted16
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 11:34am UTC
   Remember when sitting boy-girl-boy-girl used to be a punishment?
   
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8. enchanted16
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   April 14, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   Roses are red...
   I have a phone
   Nobody texts me
   Forever alone.
   
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9. enchanted16
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   April 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Dora the Explorer
   Dora: What was your favrite part?
   Me: I liked the part where we hopped over the alligators in order to cross the candy river.
   Dora: I liked that part too! My favorite part was when we hopped over the alligators in order to cross the candy river.
   Me: B*TCH I JUST SAID THAT!
   
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10. enchanted16
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    April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    The amount of work a
    messy bun actually takes.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. enchanted16
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Facebook:
    destroying relationships and friendships since 2004.
    
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12. enchanted16
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    April 11, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Drake&Josh
    Delivery Man: Package for Josh Nichols.
    Josh: Thanks! Have a good day.
    Delivery Man: Don't tell me what to do.
    Josh: ...
    
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13. enchanted16
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Where u dropped as a baby?
    yes, into a pool of sexy.
    
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14. enchanted16
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    April 4, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    I tend to say "I don't know" when i'm just
    too lazy too think.
    
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15. enchanted16
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    April 1, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Q: What's better than free food?
    A: Nothing.
    
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16. enchanted16
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    March 28, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    What do you get when you put Katniss and Peeta together?
    
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17. enchanted16
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    March 24, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Tonight just close your eyes
    the sun is going down,
    you'll be alright
    no one can hurt you now.
    
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18. enchanted16
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    When an 8 year old has a better phone than you...
    
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19. enchanted16
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    ----------------------------------
    rEMEMBER, LICKING DOORKNOBS IS ILLEGAL ON OTHER PLANETS!
    -spongebob squarepants
    ----------------------------------
    
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20. enchanted16
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Hey, I just met you,
    and this is crazy
    but heres my number
    so call me, maybe
    ♥
    
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