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  1. emy emy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    boyfriend: i wear de pants.
    me: you wear depends??
    boyfriend: what??
    me: i thought i was dating someone younger than me not an old man.
    boyfriend: huh??

  2. emy emy
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 11:13am UTC
    You ever have one of those day were you never want it to stop. Well, I am having one of those weeks. I never want it to end. Everything is just perfect. Yeah there might be some things that go wrong but when I am with him I just don't want to leave him. I don't care what other people think about us. He is my perfect match. He is perfect to me. I am in love with him and no one else, and I don't want it to end.

  3. emy emy
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 11:30am UTC
    My baby told me he loves me
    even when I am wearing sweats and yoga pants
    He is a keeper guys :)

  4. emy emy
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 10:39am UTC
    all they have to do is say his name. i will smile
    all he has to do is smile. and my day is amazed
    all he has to do is touch me and i lose control
    all he has to do is be mine and i have the world with me
    all he has to do is be mine

  5. emy emy
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 11:34am UTC
    i want to start a quote wall. where all these amazing quotes can be seen when ever i want. when i ever i need to be inspired, but i need more quotes. i am going to pout it in my room in this little part of my room. so i was wondering if i could use some on here. if you find me a quote please give me a link i want have a lot so please help me just leave me a commet on this quote.

  6. emy emy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    My history teacher told me talk about religon, politics and money will always cause people to fight qith each other.

  7. emy emy
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    The way music can take you places without you even trying.

  8. emy emy
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Everyone has a song they listen to over and over again. No matter what they do they will never get tired of it. My song is nighmare by avenge sevenfold. What is yours??

  9. emy emy
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 11:05am UTC
    i wake up
    " i slept really well last nigh"
    dad comes in
    " i want a hug "
    " okay"
    " why are you all wet and smelly and gross"
    " i worked out"
    runs around the house with him chaasing me
    " Grosssss now i have to take a shower"
    grabs clothes and takes a shower
    after i get out of the shower my dad comes up to me and says
    " now that you said gross you can't date till you 18"
    " i laughed in his face" we both know thats not going to happen.

  10. emy emy
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    I love turtles

  11. emy emy
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    how to do homework
    step 1: put homework on table
    step 2: open up computer/laptop
    step 3: go on witty for 5 minutes
    step 4: get lost looking at quotes
    step 5: do not do homework

  12. emy emy
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 11:05am UTC
    knowing what a fake smile is before
    know what real smile is

  13. emy emy
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    why
    why does all this happen?
    why do people love when they will get hurt anyways?
    why do people hurt people they love?
    why do people have to be normal?
    why can't people be different and not be hated on?
    why does evil happen in this world?
    why can't we just not hurt other people?
    why?

  14. emy emy
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    That feeling when you like a person so much that you can't describe it. I want to be with him all the time and when i am with him i can't help, but forget all my troubles and smile at him. He is amazing. He things I am beautiful and funny. I just can't help not thinking about him. I have fallen so bad for him. Which makes me scared. I know he won't hurt me on purpose and he likes me so much.

  15. emy emy
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:54am UTC
    i will tell you the easy way or
    you can learn the hard way
    but whatever it is i am going to tell you strait up

  16. emy emy
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:11am UTC
    One Hundred Truths
    LASTS:
    1. Last beverage = water
    2. last phone call = my dad
    3. Last text message = my dad
    4. Last song you listened to = stupid girls
    5. Last time you cried = this morning
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. Dated someone twice = yes
    7. Been cheated on = yes
    8. Kissed someone & regretted it = nope
    9. Lost someone special = yep
    10. Been depressed = yeah
    11. Been drunk and threw up = no
    FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
    12. blue
    13. purple
    14. black
    THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
    15. Made a new friend = yeah
    16. Fallen in love = yeah
    18. Met someone who changed you = yeah
    19. Found out who your true friends were = yeah
    20. Found out someone was talking about you = yeah
    21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list = nope
    22. How many people on your friends list do you know (IN REAL LIFE) = some
    23. How many kids do you want to have = 3 tops
    24. Do you have any pets = 2
    25. Do you want to change your name? = compilacted
    26. What did you do for your last birthday = party
    27. What time did you wake up today = 6:40
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night? = getting ready for bed
    29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = peace
    30. Last time you saw your mother = this morning
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = me
    32. What are you listening to right now = spotify
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = no
    34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = stupid girls
    35. Most visited webpage = witty wattpad and facebook
    36. What’s your name = Emory
    37. Nickname = whatever people feel like
    38. Relationship Status = single
    39. Zodiac sign = idk
    40. Male / Female? = female
    43. College = hell yeah
    44. Hair color = red
    45. Long or short =long
    46. Perfume (current) = vinalla
    47. Do you have a crush on someone? = yeah
    48: What do you like about yourself = my lips
    49. Piercings = my ears
    50. Tattoos = none yet
    51. Righty or lefty = righty
    FIRSTS:
    52. First surgery = yeah
    53. First piercing = ears
    54. First best friend = cassy
    56. First vacation = texas
    RIGHT NOW:
    59. Eating = nothing
    60. Drinking = nothing
    61. I’m about to = answer the next question
    62. Listening to = music
    63. Waiting for = to be happy
    64. Want kids? = yeah
    65. Want to get married? = kind of
    66. Career? = yeah
    WHICH IS BETTER:
    67. Lips or eyes = lips
    68. Hugs or kisses = hugs
    69. Shorter or taller = taller?
    70. Older or Younger = both
    71. Romantic or spontaneous = both
    72. Smart or good face = smart
    73. Sensitive or loud = loud, but sensitive
    74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship
    75. Trouble maker or hesitant = trouble maker, sometimes hesistant
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    76. Kissed a stranger = no
    78. Lost glasses/contacts = oh yeah
    80. Broken someone’s heart = yeah my own
    81. Had your own heart broken = yeah
    83. Turned someone down = yeah i am sorry about that one
    84. Cried when someone died = yeahi still do
    85. Fallen for a friend? = yeah
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    86. Yourself = haha funny never
    87. Miracles = yeah
    88. Love at first sight = no
    89. Heaven = yeah
    90. Santa Claus = nope
    91. God = yeah
    92. Angels = yeah
    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time = i don't actually but i think no
    95. Did you sing today? = haha yeah
    96. Ever cheated on somebody? = no
    97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = the start of this summer
    98. If you could pick a day this year and relive it, what would it be? = i don't know
    99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = always
    100. Posting this as 100 truths? = i don't know am i

  17. emy emy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    my halloween story
    there is this racists guy at the end of our block. my sister and me were at his house and he had let some candy out and it said to take one please. we said screw this and took the like 5 each and came around again took 3 to 4 handfuls each. take that racists guys and he had the good candy.
    happy halloween

  18. emy emy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    The story of lonely girl
    All she wanted was friends
    Someone she thought she could talk to
    She found some
    She was wrong
    They laughed at her,
    her awkwardness,
    wierd,
    looks,
    personallity.
    They took a smiling,
    big hearted,
    to trusting,
    happy.
    Girl and mad her a sad little thing.
    She was so broken,
    by the people she trusted more, but
    she had forgave them.
    They did it,
    over and over again.
    They made her cry,
    over and over
    Till one day the girl
    gave up,
    and her "friends",
    said she was an amazing,
    loving person.
    To bad she didn't hear
    from the people who meant a lot to her.

  19. emy emy
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    just because i look good on the outside
    doesn't mean shattered on the inside

  20. emy emy
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    laugh at your problems,
    everyone else does :)
    thank you for reading

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